Why are they not talking about couches? What have they got to hide? Seems kinda suspicious.
I agree. It seems like something you’d deny outright. It raises questions about whether or not Trump is a couch-fucker, or if MAGA republicans endorse couch-fucking. Is this their political agenda? To fuck my couch? Or your couch? Are they recruiting my furniture into their couch-fucking culture? There are a lot of questions here.
Probably gonna need a congressional inquiry to get to the bottom of this one.
Don’t forget to check under the cushions.
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this their political agenda? To fuck my couch? Or your couch? Are they recruiting my furniture into their couch-fucking culture? There are a lot of questions here.
Given how they taped maxi pads to their ears or wore diapers, id absolutely believe they’d fuck couches to prove their dedication to the GOP. Republicans are nothing if not performative.
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It raises questions about whether or not Trump is a couch-fucker
I’d rather him fuck couches than be a rapist, but here we are.
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I found some instructional material that might be helpful to Vance
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This was just a silly joke that got WAY out of hand. The author isn’t even trying to claim it’s real. Getting defensive and angry is the worst possible way to respond - therefore, I hope they keep doing it.
It would be something to see a headline about JD Vance denying having relations with a couch
Wonder if it’ll happen
I did not have sexual relations with that couch
I did not have sexual relations with that couch
I did not have sexual relations with that couch
I did not have sexual relations with that couch
I did not have sexual relations with that couch
I did not have sexual relations with that couch
I did not have sexual relations with that couch.
Wait, that came out wrong
“It depends on what the meaning of the word
‘is’couch, is”
Not to completion, at least.
If this is genuine, I think we should accept him at his word.
Oh god and they find out it was a new couch and JD has a thing for underage settees
Could you imagine being the person that wrote that?!? Id take a drink of whatever just to do a spit take. “Omfg, I can’t believe it’s gone that far!”
You think fucking couches is a joke? Furniture abortions are at an all-time high and you think it’s some kind of silly joke?
Come on. You and I both know that those stats are cushioned.
There has been a steep recline in these numbers over the years.
“We do not want to risk Mr. Vance getting an erection on stage.”
Interviewer: Please, take a seat
JD: Ummm, here? Really?
But I just met it
That’s the thing, when you’re famous, they let you sit on them
And the couch is only 14 years old.
Oh please can we incept some weird mental link in his head between coaches and sex, I say send fan art
Pretty sure republicans don’t have an issue with coaches and sex, just ask Gym Jordan.
They had better not have any soft-cushioned chairs on there then.
You don’t have to talk to em, you just walk right up and grab em by the cushy
Furnitussy
Apparently, the only way to get under their skin is to sink down to their level a bit. It’s funny how much attention some of this stuff actually got. They are just so weird!
It’s not even close to sinking to their level. This shit is harmless. That makes it especially hilarious to see them blow a gasket over something so lame. Trump wants to take his ball and go home.
No, convicted felon, and genuinely weird creepy Donald Trump, will take your ball and go home.
That reminds me of a story of some business man who was playing at one of Trumps golf courses with his 12 year old son. Trump was right behind them and because he went with a golf cart he caught up with them. Now they had seen Trumps shot go in the bushes somewhere. You mark your golf balls so you know whose ball it is. Trump, undeterred, drove up with his golf cart, decided the best placed ball, the 12 yo kids, was his and continued playing with it to the absolute bafflement of the father and son.
Now this story is from way before he decided to go into politics, but already showed exactly what kind of person he is.
E. Jean Carroll already has the other one in a vice in her garage.
I mean it’s just repeating a thing that isn’t true.
Like someone sleeping their way to the top of the presidential ticket? We’ve been dealing with their bullshit rhetoric for years so much we are all but immune to it. The magat snowflakes can go fuck themselves if they can’t take some in turn now.
Turns out that it’s also immature and shitty when we lie
Hey, I wish “They go low, we go high” worked but 2016 proved that isn’t the world we live in. Even then, joking that Vance fucked a couch, which is a super fantastical claim which most people will at worse laugh at, is in a different league than claiming the VPotUS got there on her knees, especially when misogynistic magats will instantly believe it is true.
Hey, I wish “They go low, we go high” worked but 2016 proved that isn’t the world we live in.
There’s a difference in boldly criticizing and just lying.
Even then, joking that Vance fucked a couch, which is a super fantastical claim which most people will at worse laugh at,
You say that but it’s easily believed as something a teenager could’ve done. Also right after the last time I had this silly argument I corrected someone on here who thanked me because they literally believed it happened.
is in a different league than claiming the VPotUS got there on her knees, especially when misogynistic magats will instantly believe it is true.
Of course it is. “They’re worse” isn’t really an argument. Just an excuse.
This is totally harmless and a total tounge in cheek reference to the only talking points MAGA can come up with. MTG says Democrats are pedophiles on the floor of congress, lefties are saying JD fucks couches on Twitter. There’s apples and oranges but this is oranges and pine cones and also helps lighten the mood overall which helps voter engagement and turnout.
But most importantly, fuck em.
It was never true, not even partially. I don’t want to measure how decent I am by the shittiest benchmark conceivable, i.e. MTG. Also btw this is based on a tweet that is believable and cites page numbers. Plenty of teenagers have done things weirder than fuck couches.
You missed the entire point of what I said. The “lowest” the left went is an obvious joke, which is the oranges. MTG calling dems pedophiles is the fucking pine cones. They are NOT similar, at all. It is not something that can br used to measure a god damned thing. Don’t be obtuse because you have a bad take on an issue, it’s a bad look.
And anyone who thinks someone would write about fucking couches in a grift book to Bible thumper is a fucking idiot. That is not believable.
It looks kind of pathetic. These dudes have real policy positions and behavior to attack and instead of anything substantive we get couches and weird.
If you’re trying to reach voters already with you, then it’ll be effective for that maybe, but it only tells other voters you think they’re imbeciles. Which is prolly accurate.
The talk about them being weird wasn’t devorced from policy. It was first brought up when talking about how republican leaders are weird for wanting book bans and abortion related policies
The media latched on to the word “weird” because it was unusual, but if you look at when Walz using it, it’s still largely being used in discussions of their horrible plans and actions
They latched onto it because they were told to by the DNC lol
There’s no way you believe that’s organic.
but it only tells other voters you think they’re imbeciles. Which is prolly accurate.
They’re trying to reach republican voters, of course they’re going to assume their target audience is a bunch of imbeciles who don’t care about policy. Because we have decades of evidence that they are a bunch of imbeciles who don’t care about policy.
You gotta meet your audience where they are, and we already know where the republican electorate is.
“We’re not going to talk about couches or coconuts or whatever weird fetish KamalaHQ is into,” Cheung said, also referencing the coconut memes associated with Harris’ political persona. “When we have something to say, we’ll say loud and clear. If Kamala is a coward, we’ll call her a coward. If Tim Walz is a liar, we’ll call him a liar.”
Weird way to not talk about couches bro.
Wait, lying is a problem now? Somebody better let Trump know.
Lying is only a problem if you’re a Democrat.
If you’re a republican they expect you to.
when we have something to say, we’ll say it loud and clear
Uh huh, like calling her a “DEI hire”. Or maybe the implied racism is sufficiently loud and clear for them
It’s really a lot of couch talk for a campaign declaring no couch talk 🤷♂️
Throw pillow talk after you just banged your sofa?
Don’t look at our maggoty cum fart couch, look at what THEY’RE doing instead!
Sorry, your name inspired that, aptly named for this topic after all.
But Donald is a coward and a liar. He is also old as fuck. It is exacerbating his syphilis dementia.
Lol what?! Kamala’s fetish? She has nothing to do with couches. She’s not even mentioned the situation with JD at all so far as I’m aware.
Jesus, is JD afraid Kamala might take his couch away or something? Why are they always afraid of people taking stuff away from them when in reality nobody wants to do that. They are so fucking weird.
Just because I haven’t told you recently: your username is disgusting
That’s ok because the rest of us are having great fun discussing it because it’s sofa king hilarious
I want a Vance shirt to say Vance he Sofa King the Couch
C’mon Vance, don’t be a La-Z-Boy, answer the questions about your sectionality
Cmon, at least the couch won’t tell us how little your dick is.
It’s far too traumatized to answer questions at this time. Please respect the couches wishes for privacy.
I understand, I don’t like when people bring up my ex either.
🎶We don’t talk about couches, no no no🎶
7 foot frame Crusty center crack When it calls your name Don’t tempt me Love Sack
That’s because Flipper Vance is getting too much attention with all this couch action.
Anyday now Trump will crack and announce that he had lots of couches back in his day more than anyone and when your rich they let you do it to their couches with tears in their eyes saying thank you sir. Big strong men with big strong couches. Some of them were on the younger side to be sure but they liked the couches as much as I did.
I want this to happen to so bad. This is peak “life is absurd” moment.
A US candidate for President gets so upset that their VP is hogging all the news about a shit post about fucking a couch.
Could happen. He’s been spiraling so hard after Biden stepped aside that he posted a fanfic the other night, in which Biden triumphantly storms the DNC and reclaims the nomination that was “stolen” from him.
when your rich
when you’re* rich
Feel free to send the correction to the Trump campaign!
Oh geez, no thank you. Have a nice day, kind person!
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My “Not Going To Talk About Couch Fucking” t-shirt is raising a lot of questions which I believe were answered succinctly by that shirt.
Vladimir Futon.
Narrator: “they’re totally going to talk about couches.”
Now I’m hearing The Narrator talking about how
StanleyJD Vance went down the hallway to the break room and found several couches laying there, waiting. But for whom were they waiting? JD’s heart skipped a beat at the thought that they had been waiting for him, and when he saw the way those lustful couches looked at him, he knew it was his lucky day.
From the article:
That’s spurred criticism from the right that — even if the meme is tongue-in-cheek — Democrats are spreading baseless lies about one of their political opponents.
Because the Republicans would never stoop to such a low!
