The minors yearn for the mines, the food processing plants, the factories, the kitchen, and everywhere else.

At a certain size of a company, law suits are just the cost of doing business.

Meanwhile everyone else is grounded into the dust.

And I said, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I’m, I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if they take my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire…

Major Mandela Catalogue vibes.

Sorry, no room in the budget for pizza parties.

At the end of the day I blamed it on what I blame everything on: Reagan. These were Boomer age folks who remember the gilded 80s in US pop culture.

Don’t forget Marget Thatcher and the rest of 80s Conservative Ghouls.

Someone had to reboot Glitchy McConnell.

I went to my thoughts store and they were all out of thoughts. The prayer store? Out of business.

That Peace Prize was totally worth it. President Lumpty Trumpty has stopped so many wars. In fact, the President has stopped the Iran War almost a dozen times!

One can say raping children is a prerequisite to be a Republican politician.

Yes, she has a little barrette and constantly quotes Meowarx.

Including the pets.

My cat encouraged me to buy guns. Something about overthrowing human bourgeois and installing a cat proletariat government,

Meta “We only created the Torment Nexus because of very flimsy reasons.”

Tax breaks are offered because data centres provide permanent, good paying jobs. /s

Chaining people’s immigration status to their employment just slavery with extra steps.*

*Yes, I know employees are paid however they can’t change jobs and they are stuck with whatever pay the employer gives them.

Probably not however when you are rich, you can do anything.

Democrats “This is a moral scandal!”

Republicans “Yeah, Platner didn’t try to fuck a child.”

Hello Pot. My name is Kettle.

Not if we give both of them a little fair amount of PCP.