Gotta keep those prisons and jails filled.

You are a monster. I love it.

Uncomfortably warm. Never knowing if the toilet was just used or not.

There is no need to stress. The next Democratic President will issue blanket pardons, will no do investigations, or Presidential Commissions, or anything that sort.

The Epstein Class always protects each other.

President Lumpty Trumpty and the Heritage Foundation has unlocked the secret to undermine democracy. The secret being is you just do it. Congress is spineless when it’s your party in power, the entire US government was built on the honor code, and if you have no shame, nothing matters!

No fucking shit. Tech bros read “Don’t Create the Torment Nexus” and then go create the Torment Nexus.

Cause if we get caught grifting the Epstein Class. We get the “Fuck You, justice system”.

Yeah except we live in a capitalism dystopian hellhole. The people who brought this idea to fruition will be celebrated by the Epstein Class; for saving money and getting rid of the poors.

“Abdul El-Sayed winning a Senate seat would be as dangerous as Mamdani winning as Mayor in New York. Does no one in America know what Islam stands for?” lamented commentator Joey Mannarino.

You mean the Mamdani who fixed all the potholes in New York City in record time? The same Mamdani who cleared the snow in record time? The Mamdani who’s helping grocery store prices? The be really clear, the Mamdani who Trumpty has a man crush on?

SM: Totally. And I have to ask, you know, if you have been with other sitting members of Congress who are Republican, who are part of that party right now in America, are likely preaching transphobia, why won’t you out them right now?

TS: Because Senator Lindsey Graham is the leader of the circus. So even though he’s dead now, like, no, this guy takes the cake. And if Trump were the one seeing me, you know, he’d take the cake. So at a certain point it’s like, they’re not the ones leading the conversation here. Senator Lindsey Graham was.

My only problem with Taylor’s reponse is that there is/will be a new leader of the circus. Just because Ladybugs Graham is dead doesn’t mean the circus is always going to be leaderless. Some new dingle berry is going to take over the circus.

It is with great honor to announce that my first act as President will be to pardon everyone in connection with the January 6, 2021 protest. I will also extend that pardon to everyone in the previous administration under President Trump. As the President it is my duty to help this country heal by not holding anyone responsible for their actions. We will not investigate or do anything about how we can prevent such open, blatant corruption. To expose such actions will prevent future Presidents as myself from indulging in corruption.

President Gavin Newsom

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You forgot a step, privatize prisons for profits.

Apart from that, how can a third of the country still not grasp what is happening?

Denial and/or propaganda.

Marky Zuckerberg may run Meta into the ground however the fucker will still be rich.

Ms. Rachel is going to enter the hallowed halls of pop culture saints.

Betty White, Dolly Parton, Mr. Rogers, etc.

I mean Mitch McConnell did suck the soul of Lindsay Graham. Which is surprising as I didn’t realize Lindsay Graham had a soul.

“It was just a prank, bro” - Slusser probably

Ah yes, the classic “It’s Just a Prank, Bro” defence. That’s up there with “It’s Just Words” defence.

Are you sure it wasn’t Clinobiden?

Also, the inmates have experience fighting fires however due to their criminal record. It can be nigh impossible for an ex-convict to get a job even with their qualifications.