Cause if we get caught grifting the Epstein Class. We get the “Fuck You, justice system”.

Yeah except we live in a capitalism dystopian hellhole. The people who brought this idea to fruition will be celebrated by the Epstein Class; for saving money and getting rid of the poors.

“Abdul El-Sayed winning a Senate seat would be as dangerous as Mamdani winning as Mayor in New York. Does no one in America know what Islam stands for?” lamented commentator Joey Mannarino.

You mean the Mamdani who fixed all the potholes in New York City in record time? The same Mamdani who cleared the snow in record time? The Mamdani who’s helping grocery store prices? The be really clear, the Mamdani who Trumpty has a man crush on?

SM: Totally. And I have to ask, you know, if you have been with other sitting members of Congress who are Republican, who are part of that party right now in America, are likely preaching transphobia, why won’t you out them right now?

TS: Because Senator Lindsey Graham is the leader of the circus. So even though he’s dead now, like, no, this guy takes the cake. And if Trump were the one seeing me, you know, he’d take the cake. So at a certain point it’s like, they’re not the ones leading the conversation here. Senator Lindsey Graham was.

My only problem with Taylor’s reponse is that there is/will be a new leader of the circus. Just because Ladybugs Graham is dead doesn’t mean the circus is always going to be leaderless. Some new dingle berry is going to take over the circus.

It is with great honor to announce that my first act as President will be to pardon everyone in connection with the January 6, 2021 protest. I will also extend that pardon to everyone in the previous administration under President Trump. As the President it is my duty to help this country heal by not holding anyone responsible for their actions. We will not investigate or do anything about how we can prevent such open, blatant corruption. To expose such actions will prevent future Presidents as myself from indulging in corruption.

President Gavin Newsom

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You forgot a step, privatize prisons for profits.

Apart from that, how can a third of the country still not grasp what is happening?

Denial and/or propaganda.

Marky Zuckerberg may run Meta into the ground however the fucker will still be rich.

Ms. Rachel is going to enter the hallowed halls of pop culture saints.

Betty White, Dolly Parton, Mr. Rogers, etc.

I mean Mitch McConnell did suck the soul of Lindsay Graham. Which is surprising as I didn’t realize Lindsay Graham had a soul.

“It was just a prank, bro” - Slusser probably

Ah yes, the classic “It’s Just a Prank, Bro” defence. That’s up there with “It’s Just Words” defence.

Are you sure it wasn’t Clinobiden?

Also, the inmates have experience fighting fires however due to their criminal record. It can be nigh impossible for an ex-convict to get a job even with their qualifications.

Go fuck your wife and quit worrying about the genitals of people you’ll never have a hope of fucking in the first place.

Fairly sure Lumpty Trumpty prefers to rape children.

As a shareholder, I approve of replacing Executives with AI.

You see, Americans have a preset limit of intercepting missiles. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own drones and missiles at them, until they ran out of missiles.

Well Ol’ Lumpty Trumpty just declared that he plans on running again. Setting aside the delusions of a President who’s brain is rotting away.

The way I see is that a red state not participating or a purple/blue state with very incredible baseless claims of fraud is what going to kick off the crisis.

First scenario, a red state or states don’t participate. A red state or a coalition of red states file a claim saying that you can’t have an election without us as our electoral votes were never assigned to a Presidential candidate. If there is no election, then the President Mush For Brains is still President pending a proper election.

Second scenario, a blue state or states or purple state is accused of having massive fraud in their elections. Once again, the baseless fraud claims end up in the Supreme Court with the same issue as the first scenario with a twist. Republicans will say that we can’t trust these election results therefore the election is invalid. If the election is invalid, President Mush is still President.

One of the goals of the Republicans is to run out the clock such as what happened in the 2000 Florida Recount and the Brooks Brothers riot.

As far as I am aware, the US Constitution is silent on what happens when election chicanery at this scale happens.

Propaganda is powerful.

Won’t someone please think of the poor corporations and the shareholders! Wall Street is crying.