When you put it that way, the employees should be elastic about being fired.

The Senate has banned insider trading.

The House welcomes insider trading.

Basically it’s just one more avenue for paying bribes.

That’s the entire Lumtpy Trumpty Administration.

The Democrats have to seek permission from their corporate overlords before commenting on anything.

You wouldn’t know about my super cool band. We only play in Canada. The same country where my girlfriend is from.

Ronnie Ray-gun ruined everything.

They will never turn on Trump. Never.

Maybe not Trump however the rest of the Epstein class? That’s possible.

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Meat. How you may ask? Through Eldritch horrors.

Stab a piece of a chicken and the chicken announces “This chicken was brought to you by the fine folks at Tyson Foods! Prepared with 30% less child labour.”

About to carve into a nice, hunk of roast beef. Bam! "This beef was bought at [insert grocery store]. It’s only made out of 27% cow. It’s great for losing weight thanks to the [insert scam fab diet here].

I mean have you seen the current political leaders?

I have to concur with this. Getting on a government watch list is real easy with snow flakes in charge. Child like insults get you on a watch list.

So out she goes and in comes a white male.

Shove the words “Patriot”, “Americans”, or what buzz words Republicans use.

“True American Patriotic Workers Run Their Companies.” “Real, red blooded Americans band together to support each other.” “CEOs don’t do real work like patriots to do.”

The only time I ever seen a cat call work was when a cat made a noise at a woman.

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It was a real shame the previous seven yachts sunk to the bottom of the ocean.

So I could commit crimes in the voting booth? Interesting. Very interesting.

So what you are saying is that billionarie houses having to be rebuilt after a fire would great for the GDP.

Until Trumpty either gets bored or forgets why someone is talking to him through an earpiece.

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