I joined the FBI to [solve crimes/harass minorities] and now I am replying to flame wars on Twitter. I hate my life.

• Some FBI Agent

TIL, developing nuclear weapons is only 20 years in prison.

Sources say that the planchette on the Ouija board moved. However, investigations showed that was not what happened.

I didn’t think Charlie Kirk could change however he hasn’t said anything racist this past year.

Florida has the mythical Florida Man.

“The law in the state of Florida is that if you boycott Israel, we boycott you,” Fine stated. “It is the law of Florida, and it will be enforced. It will destroy the British economy because Florida is not the only place that passed that law.” … When asked about critics who suggest that a trade war with the UK could harm Florida’s own economy, Fine remained undeterred, citing the sheer scale of the American state-level economies. … “I think they’re wrong,” Fine said. “The economies of Florida and Texas combined are larger than the economy of the UK. We will be fine. That tiny little island will not.”

Buddy, your state and country is getting rocked by the Canadian Boycott. A country that is a fraction of the size of the US. The boycott is causing President Trumpty to have a hissy fit.

Randy Fine is truly delusional.

To be fair, a lot of Trumpty schemes are just ways to either grift or get bribes.

but he probably won’t be coherent enough for a third term, even by MAGA standards of coherency.

The Republicans will do what everyone does when the President is incapable of preforming the duties of political office.

The Staffers will run the Country or maybe the VP will run the Country.

While MAGA Inc. shelled out $10 million over the weekend in Texas, according to FEC filings, one GOP strategist ripped the president on CNN, telling Kaitlan Collins he “wants to spend money on himself,” not fellow Republicans.

Grift the money from the Republicans!

What is Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff doing about everything?

Grifting.

He acknowledges that he is asking a great deal of employees, but says he does not want to take anything away from anyone.

Some of you will die however that is the risk that I prepared to take.

The Right Wing Propaganda machine convinced non-white cis people it was going to be violent criminals that were going to be deported.

The racists knew it was going to be everyone.

Trumpty will do anything for bribes.

That entire article gave my slobbering on billionaire knob vibe.

“It’s going to cost millions of dollars to get the tax!”

“Billionaires will leave!”

“The billionaires are only rich in stocks, not in cash!”

Please, stop grifting to help us win. Republicans say to the Family of Grifters.

Mr. Black’s lawsuit said unnamed women and others “whom he has or may have agreements” with had “bargained for confidentiality.” These people, the lawsuit said, “want no association with the Epstein scandal.”

Hey look. It’s another white male billionaire spewing bullshit.

Sooo many times, the Israelis almost get it right.

“Hey, this is the Lockpicking Lawyer and today I have a Masterlock…and it’s already open.”

If we think the logic through, it is very insidious. The city has decided that the public perception of locking up benches is far more preferably then allowing a place for people to sit/sleep.

In essence, it is better for a bunch of people to be collateral in punishing the homeless then it is to be seen making homeless people’s lives marginally better.

It does matter. If entire generation of Americans grow up with Gulf of America and Lake America, that will be the name of Gulf of Mexico and Lake Ontario in the US.