Always have.

Hamberder meal!

I shall ascend my funeral pile triumphantly and exult in the agony of the torturing flames.

Or maybe he is actually Ozymandias all along, giving the world a villian to rally around.

No no, those layoffs were because AI does the work now, silly.

Caligula

Maybe the Marines will secure the Straight by firing bullets into the water and then declare victory over it? Some people tell me this is a very victorious way to wage war.

Also Operation Energy Fluffer, the saviour of Russia’s war budget.

A little friendly takeover of Cuba, a bit of a laugh with bombing Iran, just joshing around with some domestic concentration camps, annex Greenland and destroy NATO for the lolz, you know how it goes!

He’s gonna move on it, he’ll just invade. He won’t even wait, because when you’re the President, they let you do it. You can do anything.

Which week? Does it happen after the 24/7 work week?

That’s one he was talking about before right? With two youth from every state, with a hunger for victory, coming to compete in games?

Too hard. Best offer is more resource extraction, ologopolies and housing bubbles. Final offer.

Found the Cylon.

Hey, silver lining, maybe this’ll turn out like the Huston Texans’ 2013 season?

Would battle be right? I don’t know if people are fighting back in shootings. I think it would be to run away, per “Pumped Up Kicks” so

cum fuga, magna cum fuga, maxima cum fuga?

How many JDs did you need to get in a Costco sized education?

The beginning of the end.

And until recently, you could stand in the East Wing. What makes you believe you will always be able to look up what is said in Congress if a determined dictator doesn’t want you to?

The government’s public record is just about as important and enduring as the East Wing of the White House.

Or as useful.