Damn that Weird Al and his weird tariffs!

I can tell this is fake news because it implies trump has friends.

Leave the planet? Leave this plane of existence?

How about a transistor (trans-sister)?

Dictators gotta stick together.

…and wtf is a “glowie?”

Well to be fair trump is no president.

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Cuck Schumer

The Germans have had their fill of Nazi built vehicles.

Cuck Schumer

hey guys, I think that trump guy might just be really awful for America.

I guess an octopus skirt is more like a poncho.

Not without cheating-which he is notorious for.

https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/sports/2023/02/03/trump-and-golf-fancy-resorts-a-list-partners-cheating-at-highest-level/69857594007/

American here. I’m jealous.

Well you can’t fault it for accuracy. Spot on.

Best I can do is a bear carcass and the head of a beached whale…

In an ideal world, the dumbest man in America and The President of the United States would be two different people.

We do not live in an ideal world.

He wants to cut it into strips and use it as toilet paper.

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