Which one is Mary, and which Jesus?

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So does that mean they no longer have nuclear capabilities?

Does she chew with her mouth open?

Ok… that sounds pretty good 🤣

I’ll give it a listen

I guess I’m officially old because I don’t know who tf this person is or why I should care about her opinion but I keep seeing her name everywhere🤣

The bar was so low all he had to do was order donuts without acting like a serial killer

I sure hope so

Somebody’s family is having a rough week

Hay is for hoses, straw is for turtles

Yeah, good luck dude

Both candidates are shit, one is way worse

Do what you want, obviously, it’s just stupid in my opinion to enable the worst possible choice directly or indirectly. Unless you don’t live here, then I guess it matters less, maybe not at all… except if you’re Greenland and trump tries to buy you again, then you’re screwed 🤷‍♂️

You want a seat at the table you don’t start at the top you start at the bottom.

Where is the Green Party for the three years preceding each presidential election cycle?

At his age he’s probably exhausted, can you blame him?

Unfortunately we have a 2 party system.

A or B

A sucks and B is much worse

Voting for C or abstaining is a passive endorsement of the greater of the two sucks.

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If you and the Muslim community want to hump for a third party, good, let’s fucken talk about getting that started…

The day AFTER Election Day. —

Too late for an old man, I guess

Smart.

We should give trump another turn… that’ll be good for Muslims I bet.

Oh wow, I’d never have guessed that we would score that high

Am I about to be relieved I never tried one of these?