Folks. you shouldn’t be using your personal laptop for work.

And, also, Bosses, you shouldn’t let your employees use their personal devices for work, either. There’s so many reason both ways.

add up all the ways a lawsuit might need documents on their work device. Now add up all the ways you don’t want your employees porn habits being revealed in discovery. (and this is ignoring security concerns, which should be obvious.)

Racist fucks.

Wish there was someplace we could deport chippy to. I don’t think there’s anywhere with the primordial ooze left, though.

Not to mention he’s totally coked up most of the time

Cuz he’s never been caught on camera drinking to excess?

So, just for people reading this, it’s actually not legal to interrogate people that long. Cops rely on you not knowing your rights. The best thing you can do is demand a lawyer and shut the fuck up

Generally, they must get a warrant to arrest you; or put you in front of a judge for a probable cause hearing (ostensibly within 48 hours of arrest.).

Once you ask for a lawyer, the interrogation is supposed to end until one is provided. If they keep asking questions, keep asking for a lawyer and say nothing else. And remember, cops are allowed to lie about things.

So ask for a lawyer and shut the fuck up.

I don’t know if I would believe them. To put it bluntly a fairly large number of people lie. If you never lied and explained that you had a conviction but you were innocent, I’d be significantly more inclined to believe you.

I also don’t know that I would care. Someone that got popped for smoking dope as a teen in the 90s is not a crime I’m worried about. Innocent or not doesn’t matter. Something more violent or problematic to the company is going to be a different story.

If you were honest from the start I’ll give you time to explain, but if you lied on the resume, that gets to the “problematic for the company” bit.

TRAITOR.

Not just because he’s helping an enemy (or at least an adversary).

Ask any of the hundreds of people who’ve been tossed out of windows.

And I mean that literally.

or the hundreds more who got poisoned with novichok.

Pretty sure the center angel bro is actually a anime mecha.

Also the two to the left looks like madalorians. Pretty sure the dude in the right is some kinda fighter pilot.

Here we go again, yet another schism.

you’d think god would come down and endorse one of the 44+ thousand sects that already exist.

the only thing is that turmp is practically owned by putin, so I don’t know how that changes things.

Dumbass.

They aren’t doing it by hand though.

The machines are just getting attacked by the horta because the miners are melting their eggs.

Star Trek wouldn’t really function well as a society.

They hand waive away a lot of the issues. Like who gets to go to the outpost to extract dilithiim vs who gets to go be an artist.

I don’t think anyone in the Horta episode would be there if there wasn’t something more than “we just like rocks”

their campaign message should be holding everyone accountable for all this shit.

cowards.

Excuse me while I go barf.

Once someone gets some hooks into you, your only choice is to rip that hook out.

If it’s a small hook, you might be able to recover your political career. if it’s just a few small hooks, maybe a medium sized hook, you might not go to jail.

but AIPAC is using anal hooks from hell. they started with the small ones, and they’ve been getting progressivley bigger and more numerous, and now… well. I’m not into that.

these days, they do stick a governor that tunes down the performance curve back into the thing. a good shop can fix that for you, though.

whatever is common in your area.

you’re not going to outrun the cops. your better off trying to play coy.