I love on they demanded Obama’s birth certificate, but he refused to show his financial documents (even though every president has done so) and is keeping a fuckload of very important information that the people needs to know secret.
Give them time they have to run it through the A1 first.
I thought this bloated POTUS preferred ketchup?
Nah, it’s the “A1, See?” test. It helps prove that his eyes and tastebuds are functioning
as normalabove expectations.
Hopefully Trump ends his time with months of nonstop flatulence and explosive diarrhea
that’s been an ongoing thing so the end will probably be a continuation of the same
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They are probably audited, like his taxes.
He’s the healthiest man in the world, just like when this came up six years ago or whenever that was.
The only good shape he can be in is when somebody carves him out with slowly with a butter knife
it’s like he doesn’t know what the words “good” or “shape” mean.
Covfefe for everybody!
Trump’s in shape, round is a shape.
Like what else would they say? Nope he has cancer and Alzheimer’s. Won’t last the term. Even if it were true, their not going to say it.
They’re probably cooking the book, and would release something that may make medical professionals think Trump is either a zombie or a sheep based on what they doctor.
Round is a shape
And it is indeed a good shape for things like cookies.
And planets
With all due happy respect, fuck you, I came to say exactly that!
overweight centaur you mean.
Looking at a picture elsewhere in the thread, you might be right, he’s the front half of a centaur.
I want to hear this from the coroner, not his physician.
The shape in question
People have made many jokes about his posture, but holy fuck… why does his body lean like that?
Because of his lifts
I don’t understand. Can you explain?
He’s wearing lifts in his shoes to appear a few inches taller, that’s apparently why he leans so hard. Because he’s a fatass on high heels.
He’s such a compulsive criminal that he even defies the laws of physics.
He’s obviously on high heels.
I wonder if that would show up on a urinalysis?
This picture burgles gravity!
Hey, “round” is a shape! 😃