Americans in a nutshell

Oh no a made in china phone. What a horrible thought.

And by american made it means designed by a guy in america usin A.I, droppshipping it from china.

It’s crazy how taxing that job must be.

He already sold beans in the oval office, golden shoes and shitcoins. I think he’s way past discovering it.

So… Don’t look at your atupid phone while driving a car? How important do you think her Instagram notification was?

That is insane to me.

Water? That’s where fish fuck in.

That was way funnier before you got morbidly obese.

Just americans.

It’s crazy how much money that cunt makes for the shittiest movies imaginable. Somehow people like that guy too.

I’m really torn here. Like people complain when superman flies through an ihop or there are billboards. But they make it more grounded. My problem is that they frame it like a commercial. Or world war z where brad pit is drinking every pepsi(?) or Heineken(?) like it was a commercial. In one of these godaweful tranformers movies, they just show products in a way that is so disgusting not even an actual commercial would do it.

Some time ago i found a old VHS of karate kid that i recorded. That was on free open tv and the commercials were super short. And i think two for the whole movie. I downloaded some trash tv like 60 day fiancee, and it was accidentally an episode where they left the commercials in. That was the most insane shit i have ever seen. They streched a 45min show into a 1 1/2 hour show. With the same pharma commercials over and over all the goddamn time and then the recap after every commercial. This shit has to rot your brain in some capacity.

My favourite argument for these things is always: but it has to be water tight. It has to be aesthetic and thin. Okay cool, then make phones for people who use them as a fashion statement or throw them into the water and make one that you can just crack open. I know it’s something completely different but my first phone was an alcatel where you could take out the battery and throw in 4 AA’s in case you ran out of juice.

May the best pedo win

I never even played fortnite, but i watched some videos on it, and it’s pretty weird. I can just assume it’s for children who don’t care because they don’t know and actually have a chance playing and winning. Marvel rivals put you in pity matches after you lost a game or two and it’s ridiculous. It’s just a waste of time. But even if the bots are so obvious, there are still teammates that go: let’s go guys, we got this. They have a combined 3 kills and we have like 30 each. There is no reason playing this.

DOOM. It blew my mind when i played it. I learned a new genere, how fast paced a game can be and how clever map design makes a good game. I also learned about shareware which lead to a broader interest in the internet as a whole. Later i got a computer with a soundcard and when i fired up DOOM with music for the first time, it felt like a revelation.

Pretty sure people usually try to avoid you

And there is still war in gaza. You are useless

We may elect him a third time, but if he screws up then… Oh boy, he’s probably not gonna see a 4th term

I remember back when trump got elected the first time, or before. There was someone on reddit who signed all his posts with “latinos for trump”. For the first time ever, i thought, i’m gonna look at this guys comment history, because he’s obviously a russian plant.

Nope, went through so meny posts, seemed like a genuine latino from the US, who just signed every single post with “latinos for trump”. I was flabbergasted