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  • D_C@lemm.eetopolitics @lemmy.world•Trump privately approved attack plans for Iran pending final order, WSJ reports
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    5 months ago

    Picture the scene.

    Two aides bursts in to the oval office to find the orange buffoon eating crayons. The smell of McDonald’s follows the aides in to the room and wafts towards the most stupid ‘president’ ever…
    {P01135809 eyes widen as he sniffs the air}
    “Sir…” eye rolls the first aide “can we attac…”
    Chunky boy spits out the crayons and blurts, "Big Mac? It’s…is it Big Mac time?
    “Soon, ‘sir’,” retorts the aide with another eye roll, “but first we need to…”
    {P01135809 sniffs the air again}. “It’s Big Mac time. Big Mac. Big Mac. Big Mac. Big Mac time!” He sings while doing a pointy finger dance.
    “Yes, soon…‘Sir’, Iran is looking quite brown, sign this so can we attack Iran with…”
    {P01135809 sniffs the air again. Drool is now dripping from his puckered bottom lip}
    “Yes, YES. whatever, do it, do anything, just get me my big macs, FFS!!”
    “If to say so. Sign here now and you’ll also get an apple pie.”
    {P01135809 scribbles on to a piece of paper}
    “BRING IN THE BIG MACS!”

    Both aides leave the room.
    “Did he. Did he just agree to a war for a…”
    “I always ask him these type of questions when the Macdonald’s arrives! He’ll agree to anything when he’s hangry.”