It certainly always saves me time. Especially when I cut out doing the part where I pay.

Of course he can. And will. Unless the headline is asking if he can legally rig them. In which case: NO.

It’s clearly 11cm not 10 when looking at where they drew the lines to the ruler.

It used to be synonymous with “idiot.” I much prefer the modern usage. I’m a bit of a goober myself. 🤪

They still get called these things, but none of them are truly descriptive of the specific kind of dweeb, dillhole, goober, bozo, etc an incel is.

I mean, those words also describe most right-wingers.

How are they even able to understand it? /s

They’ve always existed, they just have been given a label in recent times. Can’t say what they were like that long ago since there was no internet and I wasn’t alive until '85. I’m guessing they were just seemingly regular miserable bastards instead of the loud obnoxious ones you see online, since they had no platform to be loud about their bullshit. Or they were straight up rapists.

They think it means more employment opportunities.

It actually means a clone army of Steve Jobses. Nobody will see it coming. Except Bill, I guess.

Because you’ll only get the time to spend with them; not the means to feed and house them or yourself.

Right? Where soapy balls?

I intentionally drive erratically. I do this for my health and the health of those around me.

I smoke cigarettes. I do this for the health and the health of those around me because life is shit and I want us all to die faster.

Is this supposed to be a shitpost or are you really that idiotic?

Accurate.

It’s actually a plot point in the Rick and Morty spin-off “President Curtis.”

They should have made two spin off consoles, The Nintendo Top and the Nintendo Bottom. That way they have a complete set.

A prison for monsters, run by Amelia Earhart.

I mean, you’re basically a walking oxymoron.

People spending money on stupid shit is not why the economy is so bad. You’re seen as the bad guy because your thinking here is way off base and you are trying to control others. Hence you look like a jackass.

I bet the kids at my local BK would absolutely deep fry a whopper if I asked them to.

Wait… They don’t have scrambled anymore at BK? I don’t think I have even ever seen a fried egg at BK.

It still ain’t better than the wings and thighs when they’re made the same way.