I miss my old Nokia sometimes

After you verify your age

Yeah, I had more than one sheer off trying to put one in or unscrew one.

I was there for the transition period between incandescents and LEDs: The CFL.

Now I’ll investigate the real issue: how does that link to the liberal agenda that’s making the communist gay frogs antisemitic?!?

(Collect 6 months of checks, then say the results are inconclusive)

Oooh! Oooh! I remember this one!

Next, businesses will have to create a separate restroom that says “TRANS ONLY” so things can be “separate but equal”…

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Cowabunga it is, then!

I remember the pinball one, but it was the one with the weird house with all the mirrors that got me.

Muppet show muppet?

Gonzo.

Jim Henson in general?

Chuck from Emmett Otter’s Jugband Christmas.

I remember when I dumped my Tandy CoCo 3… Learned BASIC from analyzing code I typed by hand from magazines. Had a C64 & an Atari SE as well, but used the CoCo the most.

Last week: AI always uses nukes

This week: Defense dept using AI

Next week: Skynet has awakened

I’m sure you can’t do it easily, but I’m sure there will be ridiculous AI vibe-coded attempts at making it work that end in a catastrophic failure/data breach/scandal.

I don’t think there will be a DDR6. I think the AI bubble is going to pop & all these data centers will become “mainframe centers” that your minimum spec’d home terminal connects to to do all the computing for you on “Our lightning fast multi-core super computer with terabytes of memory!”

😐😭🤮

“I got caught trying to advertise for free and they want me to pay for it like everyone else!”

Your Gannon snub has been noted…

Happy Birthday, Big trident Pig-Man!

I know where I live you can’t even take a phone into the courthouse; they have signs on the door and will turn you around at the metal detectors for having one. The fact that they got those glasses into the courtroom at all is a security fail at best, and feels more like a contempt of court charge.

I’m sure there’s a judge somewhere who said the same thing, and trump continues to not give a fuck.

I’ve read enough science fiction to know the beginning of a cyberpunk dystopia when I see it…

Because it makes firearms available to people without having to jump through hoops the government can track, but they can make a machine that makes flexi-dragons into a boogyman, so they throw a “protect the children” in the bill and it automatically passes.

I’d buy that for a dollar!