Pubert and Rapeseed are ones I’m liking so far, thanks for the suggestions!
Meowzer’); DROP TABLE Cats;–
Little Kitty Tables
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My uncle had a pitbull named “kitty kitty”.
Atleast that’s what he dog thought, as when my uncle would feed the cats and dog, he’d always call the cats by saying "here, kitty, kitty… ".
Siri or Heygoogle
My grandparents had a cat named Pussy. My grandma was so upset when I told her what that was slang for
If you’re going to name a cat that, adopt two and name the other Weed or something.
We had a cat when I was in high school named Clyde. Great indoor/outdoor cat. Every night when my mom wanted him to come home she would open the front door, step out onto the porch and yell, “Where’s My Pussy!” and "Here Puss Puss Pussy! Only neighbors semi-close by were a sweet old couple who thought that was hilarious.
I wanted a cat when I was 5. My parents got me a fish instead. So, in my innocence, I named the fish “Pussy”
H.P. Lovecraft entered the chat
That was my first thought too…
Oh boy, someone hasn’t heard about H.P. Lovecraft’s cat.
I thought the title said band name and was so confused
We named our black cat Nyarlathotep or Nyar for short.
Hahaha if you know, you know.
May we know?
n****r-man was the name of one of Lovecraft’s family cats when he was growing up.
It was also what he named the cat in the short story The Rats in the Walls.
The cat name is racist. Searching for “h.p. lovecraft cat name” will give you the precise answer, if you want it.
He was a hugely racist piece of shit, even for his time, and named his black cat N word - man.
Not without someone getting a ban.
Nyar-hee! Nyar-huu! Nyar-hoo! Nyar-ha-hah!
It is definitely a fun name for the cat.
I named a black cat Svartur. I also had a cat named Potet. (“Black” and “Potato” respectively.)
We also have one named Azathoth, or Azzie for short.
Schrödinger
One of my cousins used to have a dog that she had named Pavlov. :-)
That name rings a bell
Haha, I hope it was a drooler!
Adolf Kitler
Chairman Meow
Actually I like that one.
Fidel Catro
Meowssolini
Mlemin
(simply shocked nose snorting)
Wow.
Himmler.
I once had a cat named Pants
I had a cat that my partner nicknamed pants. He answered to it.
Sextoy.
You’ll have many visits from animal protection and more than likely lose friends when they learn the name.
We have neighbor cat who always wants to come to our yard and start shit with our cat. Said neighbor cat has an odd narrow dark strip under his nose. We call him Hisler, or Der Furrer.
One of mine has the habit of extending just one front paw while being pet lying down. We ask if she’s heiling kitler.
Cutlet is the best bad name for a cat. The cat will know it’s both your friend and a survival ration.
I do the thing where I hold my cat’s head in both hands and scratch her chin and rub my head on hers while telling her I’m gonna turn her into teriyaki stir fry.
My cat Chili could relate.
Perfect for a Sphynx cat.
Slartibartfast. Slart or Slarty for short
That’s a fantastic name
The mice don’t agree.
