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All the good Bobs are either taken or gay 🤷♂️
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Are you familiar with that thing where you eat popcorn and you get a tough little piece lodged way back in the depths of your mouth right by the base of your tongue?
2·1 month agoI once had one of these for literally like 3 weeks.
Since then, I’ve decided the solution is to floss more regularly in general. Not that flossing was able to get it out, but they don’t seem to get stuck in the first place. I think maybe having slightly inflamed gums from plaque around the base of the tooth is what left a gap enough for the corn thing to slot in.
It’s like the first rule of unmentionable club.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•How large would a pool have to be for you to swim in it if there is also a corpse in the pool?
2·2 months agoDepends a lot on how long the corpse had been there, and what state it’s in. My local 25 m x 6 Lane pool, I’d get in it with someone who just had a heart attack. Fresh corpse but shot, I’d have to play it by ear. Some post-apocalyptic scenario where the filtration system and everything has been offline for months and the whole place has turned into John Doe broth… probably pass…I mean there’d have to be a pretty good reason and a way to rinse off afterwards.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•How large would a pool have to be for you to swim in it if there is also a corpse in the pool?
1·2 months agoBut then if it’s chilly the corpses don’t get nasty nearly so quickly…
Raw tomato is has the slight crunchy sensation and fresh mouthfeel of many raw fruits/veggies, and the flavours are mostly acidic, sweet and unami. I don’t know what else might set off your sensitivity issues, but I think some options might be pickles, or fresh cucumber slices dressed with nice vinegar. Or use a combination, like iceberg lettuce for crunch and some relish or chutney for flavour.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Reply to the deleted post about being a coward or not.
2·3 months agoOP, for context:
Are you brave or are you a coward?
Do you get pushed around or are you willing to defend those getting pushed if you know it’s wrong?
I ask because so many people are soft but not gentle. They demand peace but aren’t peaceful. I find them weak. So I want to know. Be honest.
UPDATE: I find it utterly pathetic that people can’t take real criticism. Like they are triggered over anything that needs to be said.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What are some loanwords (originated in another language and usually retains original spelling in equivalent english) for concepts, things, or experiences that English doesnt necessarily have yet?
4·3 months agoNo, just literally there’s only really room up there for like 5 or 6, then you always get that unmistakable feeling… Don’t worry, you’ll definitely recognise it when you get there, so you can safely just keep going until then.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What are some loanwords (originated in another language and usually retains original spelling in equivalent english) for concepts, things, or experiences that English doesnt necessarily have yet?
115·3 months agoArschubervollmitseifgefuhl, The feeling that you have too many bars of soap up your bum
I think you should do some cardio and some weights, as strength training is also beneficial for general wellbeing and lots of other stuff even if you don’t aim to get buff.
Cardio: personally I hate running on treadmills, I like to be outside and find it easier (more stuff to look at and air to get rid of your sweat). But try whatever they have and see what you like. Rowing machines are good because they use all your big muscle groups, or on an elliptical machine or stationary bike you might be able to watch something at the same time. Start easy until your in the habit, then look into intervals and higher intensity stuff.
Weights: I find it easier to use free weights like dumbells if they have them, but the machines can be good too. Find exercises that use your big muscle groups like squats, benchpress, rows. Don’t bother with fiddly machines that isolate one random tiny muscle. Start with low weights, but ideally work towards finding a weight where you can do 3 sets of 8-10 reps, with a 2 min rest between each set. By the end of the last set you should be pretty much not able to do one more rep (but that’s just for best results, not absolutely necessary).
I also find if it’s possible after you work out (and after shower if you’re doing that right away) try to take 5 mins just to sit/lie down and be aware of how nice and tingly your body feels. Really tune in to those endorphins making you feel nice, that helps me come back next time, so you don’t just remember the hard bit.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What's the most challenging thing you've ever bitten through?
91·5 months agoProbably umbilical cord.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Are we at risk of losing classical editions of texts to AI?
52·5 months agoAh yes, the EU, foremost actor in stealthy propaganda. 🙄
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•My wife put the shit pusher in the dish washer
9·5 months agoWhat, you’re going to run the dishwasher with only one item in it?
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•My wife put the shit pusher in the dish washer
3·5 months agoFair enough.
I’ve never used one anywhere but a toilet or sink, that I can remember. How does one use it in the boudoir?
I clogged the toilet while visiting a friend’s house at 11 years old. Didn’t know what to do, tried to ignore the problem. When his mum noticed, she fetched me a plunger and sent me back in there to sort it out.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•My wife put the shit pusher in the dish washer
1·5 months agoIt’s just a social convention.
A mere faux pas.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•My wife put the shit pusher in the dish washer
11·5 months agoI don’t think that’s equivalent.
Many people happily lick the areas where sex toys are used.
Far less people would do so where toilet plungers tend to be applied.
NHS has a couch to 5k program, there’s an app or .pdf resources to track it yourself.
What are the options other than removing the forms?