My parents were square, I was lame, my non-kids are cringe… and I still don’t know what cheugy means

Same. It looks like the best spot on paper, but maybe the back support is weird, or maybe I won’t like how my legs dangle, or maybe there’s nowhere to put your beverage… why am I like this?

I keep the new, unopened milk in the back of the main part of the fridge until it’s called to action for door duty

I looked up the job title… I think they would be called a dieline designer?

This is an interesting nuance. I find most children annoying, and I don’t want any of my own, but the love I have for my niece and nephew is bigger than I ever could have imagined.

I guess there’s always room for exceptions.

Interesting. What’s it taste like?

TransUnion asks for your credit card info as part of the “identity verification process” and then charges you $25 for the credit report “subscription” that at no point can you opt out of.

You have to call and talk to a human to get it refunded. During the call they will have “technical problems” and drop the line.

I hate TransUnion.

Solid choices

What were yours?

Simpsons and In Living Color (I was a latchkey kid)

I’m sure he appreciated that you stuck by him, even if there was nothing you could have done ❤️

!unixsocks@lemmy.blahaj.zone

I go through phases. Right now is sauv blanc and parmesan. Over the summer is was rose and goat

Yeah, I mean “live through” as in “witness”, sure… Lots of things come to mind.

But as awful as things are now, at least I have memes and seatbelts.

Today you; tomorrow me ❤️

I used to joke that I would cheat on my diet by sniffing freshly baked pastries… Say it ain’t actually so!

Age

Bravo.

Ooh, ooh! Do these:

1. Sex and the City

2. Eyes Wide Shut

3. Home Alone

4. Batman

I feel like I’d be cold all the time. My shower is tiny but it gets nice and steamy-warm