The Real King Gordon

Well, a steaming pile of shit is a shape.

Cant even wear a hat lookin ass.

The Narcissist’s Prayer

That didn’t happen.
And if it did, it wasn’t that bad.
And if it was, that’s not a big deal.
And if it is, that’s not my fault.
And if it was, I didn’t mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.

Like he would even know what that is.

O yeah. How quickly I fogor. 16 whole megs of ram? I’ll never need that much!

I remember this. Everyone was installing it. “Now I have 8 gigs of ram!” Weeee

Murderer.

To put in perspective how truly old he is… Here are the most popular songs the year he was born.

https://youtu.be/R1zM5WF1NF0

Wow his hands really are tiny.

If this isnt fucking thievery, i dont know what is.

The Narcissist’s Prayer

That didn’t happen.
And if it did, it wasn’t that bad.
And if it was, that’s not a big deal.
And if it is, that’s not my fault.
And if it was, I didn’t mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.

And if he accuses someone of something, he is absolutely doing that very thing.

And if he says “Nobody knows” he really means “I don’t know.”

And he never laughs. What a psychopath.

What a fucking dimwit.

This guy is dumber than a box of hammers.

Thats false. He’s bankrupted multiple casinos and hotels.

Efficient and complicated. Not that these dipshits would understand that.

Aldi sells them for 25 cents.

What a chucklefuck.

Hes on to blueberries now

Absolute morons.

Self own.