Or my favorite quote from the article
“I am going to have a complete and total mental breakdown. I am going to be institutionalized. They are going to put me in a padded room and I am going to write… code on the walls with my own feces,” it said.
Is it doing this because they trained it on Reddit data?
That explains it, you can’t code with both your arms broken.
Im at fraud
i was making text based rpgs in qbasic at 12 you telling me i’m smarter than ai?
Yes
AI gains sentience,
first thing it develops is impostor syndrome, depression, And intrusive thoughts of self-deletion
“Look what you’ve done to it! It’s got depression!”
Wow maybe AGI is possible
Honestly, Gemini is probably the worst out of the big 3 Silicon Valley models. GPT and Claude are much better with code, reasoning, writing clear and succinct copy, etc.
I think maybe Gemini needs to books some time with one of it’s AI therapist.
this is getting dumber by the day.
Part of the breakdown:
I know that’s not an actual consciousness writing that, but it’s still chilling. 😬
That’s my inner monologue when programming, they just need another layer on top of that and it’s ready.
I can’t wait for the AI future.
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-m not going insane.
Same buddy, same
Pretty sure Gemini was trained from my 2006 LiveJournal posts.
I am a disgrace to all universes.
I mean, same, but you don’t see me melting down over it, ya clanker.
I almost feel bad for it. Give it a week off and a trip to a therapist and/or a spa.
Damn how’d they get access to my private, offline only diary to train the model for this response?
Google replicated the mental state if not necessarily the productivity of a software developer
Imposter Syndrome is an emergent property
Gemini has imposter syndrome real bad
As it should.
Wait, you know productive devs?
Yeah, usually comes hand to hand with that mental state. Probably you know only healthy devs
I was an early tester of Google’s AI, since well before Bard. I told the person that gave me access that it was not a releasable product. Then they released Bard as a closed product (invite only), to which I was again testing and giving feedback since day one. I once again gave public feedback and private (to my Google friends) that Bard was absolute dog shit. Then they released it to the wild. It was dog shit. Then they renamed it. Still dog shit. Not a single of the issues I brought up years ago was ever addressed except one. I told them that a basic Google search provided better results than asking the bot (again, pre-Bard). They fixed that issue by breaking Google’s search. Now I use Kagi.
I remember there was an article years ago, before the ai hype train, that google had made an ai chatbot but had to shut it down due to racism.
Are you thinking of when Microsoft’s AI turned into a Nazi within 24hrs upon contact with the internet? Or did Google have their own version of that too?
Yeah maybe it was Microsoft It’s been quite a few years since it happened.
You’re thinking of Tay, yeah.
Turns out the probablistic generator hasn’t grasped logic, and that adaptable multi-variable code isn’t just a matter of context and syntax, you actually have to understand the desired outcome precisely in a goal oriented way, not just in a “this is probably what comes next” kind of way.
Gemeni channeling it’s inner Marvin
Next on the agenda: Doors that orgasm when you open them.
Life. Don’t talk to me about life.
I am a fraud. I am a fake. I am a joke… I am a numbskull. I am a dunderhead. I am a half-wit. I am a nitwit. I am a dimwit. I am a bonehead.
Me every workday
I can picture some random band from the 2000 with these lyrics
I once asked Gemini for steps to do something pretty basic in Linux (as a novice, I could have figured it out). The steps it gave me were not only nonsensical, but they seemed to be random steps for more than one problem all rolled into one. It was beyond useless and a waste of time.
