Punishment for an adult man doing this: Prison

Punishment for a 13 year old by doing this: Publish his browsing and search history in the school newsletter.

You get used to it, especially when nobody cares. Walking into a corner shop in nothing but shorts is pretty Sus in a city in winter, but if it’s a hot summer day and the corner shop is near the beach, it’s fine.

You don’t agree with this?

What is comedy?

Comedy is subjective

Your time draws near.

It’s a shower thought

We can go further. We could take away your fancy "URL"s and just use IP addresses for navigation.

Heck, we could do away with TCP/IP altogether and network over serial. It’s a perfectly functional protocol with several baud rates to choose from. I like ol’ reliable 9600, but I sometimes dabble in 115200 when I’m feeling adventurous.

Proceed to the helicopter

"Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges!’

(This is a trick question that has two right answers)

Mmm no clue what movie this is from.

In Russia, government verifies everything for you. No problem.

“Sorry you couldn’t have an open casket, your son’s face, torso, and genitals were turned into mincemeat by the drones, and what the dogs left was not a pretty sight. But speaking of mincemeat…”

The Panamanian could ask for tips from Viet farmers

I see no barrier here

Three decades later…

He wants Iran to not have missiles because then Iran will buy his missiles

The thumbnail had me reminiscing of the poster for The Descent

Hitachi could make a reusable rocket, you just gotta wipe the sticky off it between flights

Same