The day I found out Piqué cheated on Shakira, I knew there were no saints left on this Earth. I mean, you’re with Shakira, am I missing something?

Please do me next. I hate it when people reply to me with dumb shit like that, missing the entire point, as I’ve seen with your other comments.

Yeah, I also talk to ChatGPT sometimes, fully knowing that it’s a flawed machine and that it’s for my amusement. It’s incredible that it can do that! Just like with wireless communication, which I thought was impossible growing up. Like, holy shit, we’re living in the future, why not enjoy it a little? I don’t even think a conversation spans more than six messages tops. It’s amusing, but not that amusing if you can see right through it.

I don’t know what OP is on about but they seem to be on a crusade. They’re citing articles about getting advice from it and having it think for you, totally missing the point of having fun. Like, if you’re against AI, at least give better arguments that address why, instead of throwing things at the wall and seeing what sticks.>

Honestly? Congrats, you’re the dad many people wish they had. I’m not going to do that with my nephews, but I hope I get close to that aperture and understanding.

Not weird in my book! I used to shower with my parents when I was little.

Wait, is this what the actual interface shows? Or is this some back end service that lets you see what’s happening?

Calling him “daddy” was no coincidence.

I was reading Hiding in Plain Sight: The Invention of Donald Trump and the Erosion of America by Sarah Kendzior, and she spends almost half of the first chapter dissing on Missouri, where she lives. Her attitude was exactly that, that it’s a pile of shit (but serves as a bellwether for the US as a whole). Lol!

You can just say methylphenidate, the name of the active compound, instead of the full name of the conjugate 😅

Note to self: gain a few pounds.

Oh, boy, do I have a Radiolab episode for you! “The Wubi Effect”

but ‘good’ content doesn’t have an expiration date.

Yes, it does, depending on the topic. If it’s video games, like with MOBAs that get updated regularly, all the content for that patch expires after two weeks. Itemization and champion builds change so much that whatever value there was for you to build similarly is lost, and you’re left with a mildly amusing thing about how something used to be.

I asked my younger family members what they want to be when they grow up, and being a YouTuber was at the top of the list. I hate this so much.

Sometimes it’s only baby shark D:

A spectrum is what I’m thinking. Some people can turn it on or off at will. Complete silence or make it yap yap yap. At least that’s my case.

Green paste, you say?

Depends on who the “few” are. Marginalized folks trying to survive? Or the rich and powerful sucking a country dry?

And then he said what! Lmfaooo

Aww, conservadaddy is upset the American tradition is dying of its own consequences. “Just do it 😭” they say.

🎻 🎶

Bruh, you consistently get -15 for every comment and only browse Lemmy, yet complain endlessly about it.

And I don’t know how you do it, but like with schizophrenia you seem to read replies that aren’t there.

Dude’s telling people to touch grass, like 💀

Same. A pearl in the sand.