Soon enough the Earth could turn out flat…

Or it could be great like that flying drilling machine from the game called Motherload!

[…] TikTok is operated by Chinese Military directly out of Chinese servers which also store location data, contacts, text message history, and photo library of every device which has ever installed TikTok.

It wouldn’t surprise me, but can you point me to a trustworthy source confirming that claim? Also, does the TikTok app refuse to work without those permissions granted (Location, Contacts, SMS, Photos and videos)?

Time to quit and find a better employer…

Sounds great, but… unfortunately, it seems impossible to tilt on the chair with those, which I see as an essential part of going to school.

Also, the heights of the chair and table seem unadjustable, and it seems the pupil is seated too far away from the desktop to actually be comfortable.

What a useless piece of piss. Yeah, at least it’s repairable, but is such a stupid piece of faulty furniture even worth repairing?

That way you’ll also automatically collect all sorts of valuable metal treasures along the route. For free!!

Ask the town hall to update the record of your email address to a different one that doesn’t get those amounts of spam. When you’re sure you’re not losing access to any other services you used that address for, go ahead and delete it. To me, that seems like the most effective solution to get rid of it.

I usually do some zip-hop vinyl scratching, which my audience generally seems to have a stronger reaction to, as they’ll usually do some breakdancing, drugs etc.

Better a pineapple thananananas…

I don’t want to test this right now, but some of my previous devices would just reboot after keeping the power button pressed for approx. 10-30 sec, overruling the need to use the on-screen shutdown menu - probably to be able to escape a frozen/broken system without waiting for the unremovable battery to run out. That could very well still be the case for some current devices out there.

*Moldy Carcass

“I would have, but you died”? :D

Yummy! I’ve heard they’re using hair spray too, in order to keep things in place and/or glossy.

I assume older motorcycles built before 2003 are still legal in the EU today, and that the drivers are responsible for turning on the lights when riding those.

Who?

The word “lifetime”, when talking about permanent subscriptions, always refers to the lifetime of the service (or provider), rather than the lifetime of the subscriber.

WAF? Wow and flutter?

Batteries not included.

Is it really? I’d say an alternative is generally just “another option that has (more or less) the same features”. Better isn’t really implied, as that’s someone’s subjective opinion.

The app called “Clock” (com.android.deskclock) came pre-installed on my GrapheneOS. No idea why yours didn’t have it.