Tim Cook thought he had saved Apple’s stock valuation by giving Trump his fake award, but, like the businessman who pays protection money, he merely marked Apple out as pliable. Now it’s the Apple News “radical left bias”. After Cook personally intervenes and gets the algorithm to deprioritise The Guardian and Mother Jones and boost Fox News and The Daily Stormer, Apple stock will shoot up for a week or two, only to be brought low by a complaint about Apple TV shows being “woke”. Then they’ll have to drop some non-white and LGBT characters, commission a Turner Diaries show and hastily rewrite the next Ted Lasso season to work in a Great Replacement storyline, which will work until the next complaint.

Apple has said its app is focused on journalism of “quality”, which does not include content such as personal blogs, promotional material, or reports from websites that primarily aggregate or rewrite content from other publishers.

It also bars news that contains “factual inaccuracies” or otherwise does not follow “widely accepted journalistic standards”.

Leopards ate my news

“You are not allowing our hate speech on your platforms, that’s scandalous!”. That’s kind of what I’m reading.

From what I have seen and read, most conservative news is pretty much just hate speech wrapped in excuses.

In an alternate universe - Fox warned by FTC over alleged lack of liberal news

Time for another gold statue

So is one of the most powerful entities on the planet going to do this the hard way, or the easy way?

This will be when Apple finds out whether Trump can stay bought or not…

I’m sure trump will bring this up the next time Timmy is in town to give him another little trophy or for movie night.