Time for everyone to take the Trump loyalty pledge that supercedes the Constitution. Those who don’t kneel will be replaced ASAP.
- Le’me guess. More nazi shit. - “Instead of ‘stars’, you will now earn these cool tilted pinwheels!” - no more woke bleeading hearts, laurels or oak leaves, we need more skulls and lightning bolts. - Hans, 
- Or rat anuses. 
- Joke or not, I’ll always say, “nah”. I never claimed to be fun at parties. 
 
 
- When you’re a Nazi, all you do is Nazi shit. 
- We have decided to invade France and Russia - We’re also going to make it a ground assault. In winter. - We can just bomb the UK into submission. And let’s ally with Italy while we’re at it 
 
- Well they started with Austria, so Canada needs to watch the fuck out. 
 
 
- Whos got the pizza tracker? 
- He asked them all to bring alcohol as he had run out. - DUI hire gonna DUI 
 
- RUSSIA, IF YOU’RE LISTENING… 
- I first read it as “animals”, and went “sure. Pete has gone nutso and is talking to giraffes”. Kinda concerning how I just accepted that. 
- Mommy, I’m scared 






