Thin as air. Like… Jesus.

The party might as well call themselves “Haha We’re All Above the Law”

He knows this. We all know this. It’s posturing but he’s so shite it reads like a gerbil trying to convince everyone it’s a grizzly bear.

Not even one van tried to drive through them? Oh, America…

They’re saving it for the big 250th so they can use the footage of all the celebrations.

Nothing came from blatant child rape, either.

I’m pretty shocked people still want physical media, but whatever. I think we can tackle the licensing and lock-in issues with digital medial without pearl-clutching physical media as if it weren’t riddled with its own problems.

I think they absolutely plan to ban foreign shit because it’s better than theirs. It’s now a self-contained capitalistic society, which for everyone but them is kind of ideal. Let them human-centipede their own shitty products to themselves.

Replace “decade” with “generation”. At least a generation or more. I know I’m going to be teaching children that America is a no-go zone.

Isn’t impeachment a purely theatrical action? Like, he’s been impeached twice already, no?

Thank God my toaster’s had 32GB DDR5 since 2024.

Not even close to the same rate.

Hired back for the short term, I hope they realize…

As the camera pans from the podium to an empty field, a tumbleweed rolls through the foreground.

Welcome to like at least 3 years in the past, Waterloo, when this should’ve been concluded.

If only this had any teeth at all. The rich will never fear 350 million absolute sheep.

They own it all and have nothing to fear. So far they’ve barely had to fight a breeze for a headwind…

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Unprotected bike lanes’ fatal flaw is that they rely on the honour system in a country where nobody has any.

If you look at the rate of growth of net worth, I think I’m closer than you think.