Nice to meet you. I told all my family to stop buying me presents and that I would stop buying them presents and that I’m not celebrating a holiday I don’t believe in. The holidays are a lot less stressful.
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JTskulk@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Kristi Noem ‘blindsided’ by report about her cross-dressing husbandEnglish
11·1 month agoWhy? I’m praying for them right now. Praying that they get double cancer.
JTskulk@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•RSS feeds are beginning to break once xslt support begins being dropped by browsers soonEnglish
1·1 month agoI’ve coded this and I’m a retard. Relative portion from a method:
from urllib.request import urlopen foundrss = False for line in urlopen(self.channelurl): for word in line.split(): if foundrss: if not self.feedurl: self.feedurl = word.split(b'"')[1].decode("utf-8") if 'xml' not in self.feedurl: raise Exception("'xml' not found in feedurl") elif not self.channelname: # feed url is set, extract the channel name that comes soon after if word.startswith(b'content='): # start collecting words self.channelname = [word.split(b'"')[1].decode("utf-8")] if word.count(b'"') == 2: # channel name is a single word self.channelname = self.channelname[0] return else: # we have channelname started, just collect the rest of the words now if b'"' in word: # get text to the left of " self.channelname.append(word.split(b'"')[0].decode("utf-8")) self.channelname = ' '.join(self.channelname) return else: self.channelname.append(word.decode("utf-8")) elif word == b'title="RSS"': foundrss = True
JTskulk@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Analysis: Trump keeps asking Americans to sacrifice — for things they don’t wantEnglish
1·2 months agoI know how fractions work, I just thought about the graph wrong. But yes, am awful at math (singular).
JTskulk@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Analysis: Trump keeps asking Americans to sacrifice — for things they don’t wantEnglish
3·2 months agoI get it now, thanks :)
JTskulk@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Analysis: Trump keeps asking Americans to sacrifice — for things they don’t wantEnglish
9·2 months agoAhhh yeah this makes sense, thanks :)
Because you know how to grow food?
JTskulk@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Analysis: Trump keeps asking Americans to sacrifice — for things they don’t wantEnglish
82·2 months agoI’m awful at math, but how the hell is 12.5 a third of 24.5?!
JTskulk@lemmy.worldto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Is it reasonable to be concerned about security issues when switching to Linux?English
2·2 months agoThat does happen, and those are bad. These people are bucking the trend and bringing the Windows mentality to Linux and I hate it.
JTskulk@lemmy.worldto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Is it reasonable to be concerned about security issues when switching to Linux?English
10·2 months agoMalware is the least of your worries with Linux. The real reason malware has historically been more prevalent on Windows isn’t necessarily because of market share, it’s in the way software is distributed. In the Windows world, you go to random websites and install proprietary software; you have no idea if it’s trustworthy, even when you’ve found the official site. On Linux, you get your software from repositories (like the app store on your phone) where the software is open source and has been reviewed. All this software comes from trusted sources, you’re never accidentally going to get malware from your OS.
JTskulk@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Your Pixel can now double up as a full Android PC with nothing more than a USB-C cableEnglish
4·2 months agoI knew it!
JTskulk@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Your Pixel can now double up as a full Android PC with nothing more than a USB-C cableEnglish
462·2 months agoWhy say “Your Pixel can now…” when my Pixel can’t? Why not say “Pixel 8 and newer devices can now…”.
JTskulk@lemmy.worldto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Is it possible to pay someone to create an excel sheet for me?English
3·3 months agoYou can parse this kind of data out of a PDF with python, but when I did it 20 years ago it wasn’t pretty or fun.
JTskulk@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Pentagon warns Scouts: Ban girls or we will pull your fundingEnglish
9·3 months agoGender fluid is what Hegseth guzzles at airport bathrooms.
JTskulk@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Nick Shirley sets his sights on CaliforniaEnglish
3·3 months agoTell me where, I’ll show him signs with big words on them!
JTskulk@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Cruz reportedly says Trump yelled and cursed over warning of midterm election ‘bloodbath’English
9·4 months agoDo you think Cruz replied “Sorry daddy” like he did when Trump called his wife ugly? What a cuck.
JTskulk@lemmy.worldto
World News@lemmy.world•US abandons Kurdish allies as Syria’s new government seizes controlEnglish
2·4 months agoI thought we already abandoned them, how did we abandon them again?!
JTskulk@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Mark Kelly says he's seriously thinking about running for presidentEnglish
14·4 months agoFine (except for the cancer) after their elected service? Is this an own?
JTskulk@lemmy.worldto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•If I'm struggling with depression, I get ostracized as a "loser" that haven't accomplished anything but if I die in a tragic accident tonight, I'm a "young man with a bright future ahead"English
3·4 months agoA lot of people struggle with depression, but like most things in life, the key is practice. Just keep it up, don’t get discouraged! One day you will be great at depression.
Least destructive republican.