• halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      It’s easier to keep track if they’re all in one place though. I’m sure we can come up with a suitable location we all agree with, like the surface of the sun.

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        3 months ago

        Too expensive to get them there. I suggest the bottom of the Marianas Trench. I hear they even have Fanta down there!

        Just equip them with concrete boots, much cheaper than a spaceship.

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          3 months ago

          Why bother with concrete boots? Rocks are cheap, maybe even free depending where you grab them from.

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            3 months ago

            Security of course. You don’t want them coming dislodged! How would you secure the rocks? Burlap sacks full, tied with plastic rope to their ankles?

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              3 months ago

              Make them eat them? I don’t know. That’s for logistics to figure out. We’re the idea people! That’s why we’re paid the big bucks. And by big bucks, I mean crippling national debt we have absolutely no control over being owned by a foreign nation, China.