Remember. This man went to Harvard.
Isn’t Harvard pretty much just “pay to play”? Just like the government, he.
Went there could also mean he drove by and got an ice cream.
Time to up my resume.
Don’t mention the ice cream!
that doesn’t mean what it used to
“In LA, you never know” what a fucking heartless thing to say while they’re in the middle of a hurricane
At least he didn’t use the storm as an excuse to go to Cancun
Yet.
Low key admitting he’s clueless.
Being poor educated is a new dog whistle.
Ted Cruz inst poorly educated. He went to Harvard and Princeton.
Says more about Princeton and Harvard than it does about Ted Cruz.
A classic in the Republican playbook. Say something ridiculous about liberals, then later, after it gets a bunch of attention and Republicans have already stored it away as fact in their heads, say “This was just a joke. But you never know, it could be true in a few years!”
ah the old “the fact that I fell for this says a lot about society”
Ted “Definitely not the zodiac killer” Cruz
Ted “Maybe it takes a good hurricane with a shark to kill a bad hurricane with a shark” Cruz
Ted “completely normal humanoid” Cruz
It has been established that he is an idiot, but when will he be punished as one of the main cheerleaders of the J6 coup attempt?
Rhetorical question.
By Ted Cruz standards, this was tame.
Holy crap = hotnunanal.jpg
Ted Cruz has tubgirl for a heart.
Wow, vaguely positive sentiment towards LA from Ted Cruz? That’s the real headline.
Can’t resist a little Ted Cruz schadenfreude
I think this man caught the big stupid at a very young age and never really recovered.