Oh we’ve already accomplished it. You just haven’t realized it yet.

I don’t know. How come you’re one of the fucking only ones who doesn’t understand colonial symbolism?

You know she can’t vote for a king, right?

What does that have to do with radiation-resistant mobile bomb shelters?

Is this going to be like that David Copperfield special with the Statue of Liberty? I hope so!

Good thing fallout is harmless after 20 minutes.

Wouldn’t be the first time I died on stage.

If Aussies want to get rid of the monarchy then they can.

Quiz question: are indigenous people the majority in Australia?

You really don’t understand symbolism.

Maybe we’re eating too much bread?

Walmart walk-in oven

What in the actual fuck?

And yet he’s still not their king.

No one said he had any power.

That doesn’t mean he’s deserving of the title of king over the people who’s land was taken from them. I’m not sure why you are insisting he is.

Noone’s forcing Charles on Australia.

The aboriginals who ran the continent for tens of thousands of years before white people took over might disagree with you on that.

You think?

I have rarely seen him not acting like he’s feeling awkward and uncomfortable.

I think she’s as fully aware as black and indigenous Americans are that she’ll never actually get what she’s owed, so she might as well tell the king that’s been forced on her people to fuck off.

Despite looking very silly, the Swiss Guard are pretty badass. They don’t just have pikes either.

This is inside their armory:

I was told that by now I’d be living in a domed city on Mars, not a domed city on Earth.

How dare she say something true!