Just imagine if he hadn’t hitched his wagon to the S.S. Trumptanic. He could be working a comfy legal/political analyst position at Fox News or CNN and not have to worry about losing his license, his credibility, his money, and his freedom. Oh well.
And he got into the NYC Mayor’s office largely in part due to his stellar reputation prosecuting mob bosses under RICO. It was a literal double-whammy of national (maybe even global) approval.
Her father is the brother of my mom. Like, we grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know, she fucking grew up hot. And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and I’m not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. I’m not like, gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? If anyone’s gonna fuck my cousin, it’s gonna be me.
His problem is he tried to ride those coattails to the Whitehouse and got trounced. I think it broke his brain. I need a well produced documentary about this scumbags rise and totally epic fall.
Seriously, how can you possibly look at his history of dealings and not know, going in, he’s going to screw you over / toss you under the bus the moment things get dicey.
Just imagine if he hadn’t hitched his wagon to the S.S. Trumptanic. He could be working a comfy legal/political analyst position at Fox News or CNN and not have to worry about losing his license, his credibility, his money, and his freedom. Oh well.
He could have remained, “America’s Mayor,” that 9/11 hero guy. Now he’s America’s Traitor.
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And he got into the NYC Mayor’s office largely in part due to his stellar reputation prosecuting mob bosses under RICO. It was a literal double-whammy of national (maybe even global) approval.
All he had to do was nothing. And he failed.
And now Indicted Racketeer Guiliani will be going to jail along with Convicted Sex Offender Treason Trump.
Except at family reunions after divorcing his cousin and all
Her father is the brother of my mom. Like, we grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know, she fucking grew up hot. And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and I’m not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. I’m not like, gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? If anyone’s gonna fuck my cousin, it’s gonna be me.
Out of respect.
His problem is he tried to ride those coattails to the Whitehouse and got trounced. I think it broke his brain. I need a well produced documentary about this scumbags rise and totally epic fall.
If Behind the Bastards is still running when he dies, I hope they do a series on Guilliani, et al.
Oh hell yes I’m down for that!
Seriously, how can you possibly look at his history of dealings and not know, going in, he’s going to screw you over / toss you under the bus the moment things get dicey.