Rapidcreek@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 8 months agoFull list of Donald Trump's properties Letitia James is about to takewww.newsweek.comexternal-linkmessage-square149fedilinkarrow-up1426arrow-down116
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minus-squareMegaUltraChicken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up70·8 months agoTake the golf courses first, I think that would piss him off the most.
minus-squareRegalPotoo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up79arrow-down1·edit-28 months agoNah, Mar-a-lago first
minus-squareWarmSoda@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up42·8 months agoI’m surprised it’s on the list. Happily surprised, of course.
minus-squareRegalPotoo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·8 months agoIdk, bit of a longshot by maybe it’ll turn out that he stored recordings of all his meetings in the spa or something
minus-squaretsonfeir@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·8 months agoI’m sure he has a few video tapes of prostitutes urinating on things.
minus-squarejkrtn@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 months agoThe copier in the Top Secret documents bathroom logging all the scan-to-email runs. A lot of .ru addresses in there.
minus-squareJasonDJ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months agoYou know, this is a pretty good point. I bet there’s tons of rats trying to get off this sinking ship, and I bet federal investigators are keeping a real close eye on them for the other trials.
minus-square𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-28 months agoThey’ll have to send a team with security clearance to sanitize the shit out of it. Maybe start by digging up all the grass.
minus-squareaseriesoftubes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·edit-28 months agoBut then he’d be homeless! And we all know how unhoused people are treated in Florida.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·8 months agoMar-a-lago IS a golf resort…
minus-squaresin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months agoHis ex is buried in New Jersey, I think. Who is buried at Mar-a-lago?
minus-squarezcd@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up23·8 months agoAdded bonus there are probably lots of top-secret documents floating around in that golf course
minus-squareslowwooderrunsdeep@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·8 months agoThere’s probably top secret documents floating around a lot of his golf courses…. “Caddy, go see what’s blocking the 8th hole…” “Sir, it appears to be a bunched up partial list of CIA operatives in Egypt.” “Well, remove it! I’m under par. Mulligan!”
minus-squareTransplantedSconie@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·8 months agoIn his ex-wifes casket, you mean.
minus-squareslowwooderrunsdeep@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·8 months agoAll the golf courses, including Bedminster.
Take the golf courses first, I think that would piss him off the most.
Nah, Mar-a-lago first
I’m surprised it’s on the list. Happily surprised, of course.
Idk, bit of a longshot by maybe it’ll turn out that he stored recordings of all his meetings in the spa or something
I’m sure he has a few video tapes of prostitutes urinating on things.
The copier in the Top Secret documents bathroom logging all the scan-to-email runs. A lot of .ru addresses in there.
You know, this is a pretty good point.
I bet there’s tons of rats trying to get off this sinking ship, and I bet federal investigators are keeping a real close eye on them for the other trials.
They’ll have to send a team with security clearance to sanitize the shit out of it. Maybe start by digging up all the grass.
But then he’d be homeless! And we all know how unhoused people are treated in Florida.
Mar-a-lago IS a golf resort…
And a graveyard.
His ex is buried in New Jersey, I think. Who is buried at Mar-a-lago?
Added bonus there are probably lots of top-secret documents floating around in that golf course
There’s probably top secret documents floating around a lot of his golf courses….
“Caddy, go see what’s blocking the 8th hole…”
“Sir, it appears to be a bunched up partial list of CIA operatives in Egypt.”
“Well, remove it! I’m under par. Mulligan!”
In his ex-wifes casket, you mean.
All the golf courses, including Bedminster.