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Which he and his administration of course failed spectacularly at in every way possible.
He was exactly the wrong president for the moment.
The country needed bold action to stave off societal collapse and in stead, it got Mr Slow And Steady to reassure the owner donors by rearranging the deck chairs and shouting at people to stop complaining about the icebergs.
Two points:
all Nazis are fascists but not all fascists are Nazis. Nazis liked public works projects and pretending to be socialists, both of which are anathema to the American Fascist Party
The ones campaigning with Republicans stubbornly refuse to acknowledge the fact that Republicans are fascists.
Other than the campaigning with the politically identical daughter of a war criminal, admitting that it consists of giving concessions to fascists is SUPER inconvenient for the party pretending that “bipartisanship” is the greatest political virtue.
You know you’re contradicting yourself, right?
Actively embracing the daughter with identical politics of Dick Cheney IS going hard right.
It may say “sane Republicans oppose Trump”, but it also says “we are so obsessed with winning over the Right that we’ll endorse people who are against everything we pretend to believe in while ignoring the Left that we’re pretending to represent”
It didn’t “add depth”, it made obvious their hypocrisy and lack of regard for policy that affects the lives of regular people more than those of themselves and their owner donors.
Because Biden is a feckless conservative Democrat who cares more about protecting the INSTITUTIONS of American democracy, such as the notion that presidents and former presidents deserve special treatment, than democracy itself and appointed an AG who agrees.
infighting with the only legitimate opposition to Republicanscriticizing the billionaire-owned controlled opposition that is as complicit as any non-Republican in allowing fascism to rise again.
Fixed it for you.
Nah, it’s still checks and balances. Billionaires write checks and Republicans add the money to their balances.
Restating the original point as a rebuttal to a comment agreeing with it is an interesting choice 🤔
Gallego, once a progressive firebrand, shifted to a moderate stance, securing support from key groups like a major police union and emphasizing bipartisan issues like border security
FUCK that! If the presidential election taught the party anything (and so far it seems it mostly didn’t), it’s that people neither want nor need corrupt GOP Lite Democrats.
Sure, he won, but against Kari fucking Lake! She’s never won a general election and she never will.
I wonder how much money he had to promise to bribe the cop "union“ with to ensure the endorsement of THOSE fascists!
No matter how willing you are to defend it, the 1700s system you’re still operating on is broken. It was never designed to be static, much less anticipate 21st century conditions.
At this point, defending it rather than fighting for it to be replaced by something better is a big part of the problem.
proposing to deport undocumented immigrants who have committed crimes
Forgetting to mention that the American Fascist Party considers BEING an undocumented immigrant a crime, meaning that it’s a proposal to deport ALL undocumented immigrants, which would necessitate first rounding them up and putting them in concentration camps.
Ramasmarmy better read the “first they came for” poem…
the fervent belief that the framework upon which our Republic is built can withstand the test of time
Which it clearly can’t. You don’t need to be a genius to figure out that the founding fathers weren’t the demigods they’re usually portrayed as and thus weren’t able to predict 21st century problems in the 1700s.
Especially since their mechanism for changing anything fundamental has been made impossible by polarization.
Like the whole “American Dream” and trickle down economics, you’d have to be asleep to still believe that it’s working.
Remember that both Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan needed to be occupied and forced to undergo this cultural shift.
Apartheid South Africa didn’t, though. They’re a much more recent and also more similar regime, and what it took was a combination of being shunned by the international community and internal resistance.
Just because the West has a huge violence hammer (band name) doesn’t mean that every rogue nation is a nail.
Me and my partner: 👁️👁️
Motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre
He claims to be an incel but then brags about how being celibate is him making a great choice, which would make him a volcel.
Toxic piece of shit either way, though.
Literally doing their jobs ≠ “tap dancing for your satisfaction”
It’s amazing how you apparatchiks keep shifting the burden of responsibility from the ones failing to do their job of governing and campaigning according to the will of the people to the people for failing to reward them for their failure.
The fire has been burning worse and worse since 1980 at the latest and, far from putting it out, Dem leadership has maintained it and sometimes stoked it.
What you’re asking for isn’t democracy, it’s serfdom.
And because the Dems know that if the Republicans became less of a threat, they’d have to start listening to their voters more than their owner donors to get elected.
Fixed it. This is literally Trump level gaslighting idiocy.