…or the US and Israel

Is this an agent activation code?

The only thing worse than a roach is bedbugs. Fuck those things for existing.

Sounds like you’ve never had to deal with a roach infestation. The worst I ever encountered, in the basement of a slumlord shed following a big flood, looked like the subway scene from Cloverfield

Hahaha, over at Coney Island we have a theater cat named Sideshow Cat. He has crashed my acts more than once. Sometimes during shows we’d open the curtains early between acts only to reveal a sole cat sitting in the middle of the stage. That cat gets more applause than any individual performer, rightfully so. Hes a little bitch but we love him.

Fuck the system that allows the existence of billionaires

Look at the dudes name, he’s either a troll or brainwashed but either way a piece of shit

Fucking vampires

Injuries from not having an airbag will be far worse than any injury from wearing eyeglasses

Right wingers do, everyone else blames Bush lol

Meanwhile Muskrat is such a whiny loser that he’s suing because the Canadian government clamped down on his attempt to defraud them

I have to pay the US taxes despite living outside the US, and in exchange they won’t let me renew my passport because I’m trans, so remind me why I’m paying them?

Iran about to get a poorly designed Olympic sized swimming pool in front of their capital building

You might hopefully return to reality

If only, they’ve been compromised by Trump to become his personal intimidation force

The Fart of the Meal

Are the cops the far right demonstrators

Uhh yes, yes you are. Loads. Just to give one example, le monde francophone has yaya pop (Juniore is one of my favorites)

Jail is the compromise

Where can one find secondhand gay? Asking for a friend