I was homeschooled previously with a small group of other children and we fart in class all the time.

Now I’m in public school for high school and no one is farting. I was very sheltered and public school is like a whole new world for me, so I don’t know what the norms are. I’ve been holding it in but my stomach hurts and it leaks out anyway.

I don’t understand how there are so many more people in high school and yet zero farts…

      • jet@hackertalks.comEnglish
        3·
        11 months ago

        Between classes, masking it with other noises, lifting a leg to prevent any telltale sound.

        There’s lots of strategies. You delay as much as you can but when you got to vent you got a vent and take the humiliation

      • PeepinGoodArgs@reddthat.comEnglish
        2·
        11 months ago

        You let it out slowly and carefully. If you get found out, well…you’ll feel the shame. Also, you don’t want to let out so much that other people can pinpoint you as the culprit. “Whoever smelt it, delt it” as the saying goes…so be sure someone else says something about smelling it first before you react in kind…but not too eagerly.

      • Zorg@lemmings.world
        2·
        11 months ago

        Depending on the chair and how you position your butt cheeks, you can sometimes sneak out a fart silently.

      • S_204@lemm.ee
        11·
        11 months ago

        Normal people hold their farts, consolidating them as the day goes on so they can release a large one in front of their husband/wife at the dinner table and discuss the days eatings.

        Y’know, like normal people.

      • Notyou@sopuli.xyz
        0·
        11 months ago

        You pick up tricks. Mainly farting while walking. If you get your foot placement and pivot properly you can send it out without much “pushing”. I don’t tend to try and push my farts, as I am old and I don’t trust them all.

        You might be over thinking it. Everyone farts, but it’s seen as more acceptable to fart away from other people’s noses. You don’t really wanna smell someone else’s gas, do you?

        • wellDuuh@lemmy.worldEnglish
          2·
          11 months ago

          I don’t tend to try and push my farts, as I am old and I don’t trust them all.

          LMAO skid marks

      • nudny ekscentryk@szmer.infoEnglish
        111·
        11 months ago

        it’s a common argument against homeschooling that kids who have no exposure to peers in a school setting end up with poor social skills. unless this post is satire, which I am like 99% sure it must be, this seems to be a case of that

        edit: I’m in no way saying it’s the strongest or the most important argument against homeschooling

  • Dio9sys@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    4·
    11 months ago

    I was homeschooled until highschool as well. The best I can tell you is to do bathroom runs occasionally and fart it up in the bathroom. If it becomes a serious social concern then I would look into taking a couple beano pills with your breakfast.

    Good luck, and godspeed 🫡 your first while in public school is gonna be hard and weird while you learn how to be normal, but all things (including gas) pass with time.

    Pro tip that I didn’t learn until uncomfortably late: if a dude has a cool haircut, even if you really wanna feel his hair, do NOT ask to touch his hair unless he does that freshly shaved head thing where he asks people to feel how fuzzy it is. Trust me. Comparing your hair textures and feels is fine among siblings but classmates consider it to be deeply weird.

  • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee
    3·
    11 months ago

    Reading these comments… I’d like to add to the discussion, that farting being ‘unacceptable’ is not a cultural universal, globally, and it’s amusing to me how strongly some people think it is.

  • HootinNHollerin@slrpnk.net
    3·
    11 months ago

    Let er rip. Be the hero of the oppressed. Freedom for farts or no freedom at all. Ass Gas or Pass playboi. If she don’t love your gas she don’t love you at all. Huff it or beat it honey. Beans is life

  • cheeseburger@lemmy.ca
    2·
    11 months ago

    If holding in a fart makes your stomach hurt then you need to shit. It eventually hurts to hold your piss and shit in, but then we use the washroom instead of filling our pants. Same thing, imo.

    Have a shit, stop farting all over the place.

  • cheese_greater@lemmy.world
    2·
    11 months ago

    The key is to unevenly shift your weight (lift one side and slowly allow it out), if you are level with the seat it usually creates an airlock or whatever which will amplify the force and volume created the moment theres a pressure leak/change.

    Also, before you go, lie down on your stomach and try to get yourself so your lower half is elevated the highest and relax while the gas floats to the top 😁 Better out than in before school because then your day will be ruined from stomach pain

    There were many days I had to find an empty classroom or office to plank in to clear the air, err, my stomach

  • ryan@the.coolest.zone
    2·
    11 months ago

    Somewhat unrelated, but I do find it funny that farts aren’t considered acceptable, but sneezes and coughs are. Like, farts have an extra barrier in the form of your clothing (assuming you’re not at a nudist colony or bathhouse) and won’t make other people sick. I guess it’s just because they’re stinky.

    I vote to normalize farting with an “excuse me”, and saying “bless you” to people when they fart.

  • intensely_human@lemm.ee
    1·
    11 months ago

    Holding your farts is one of those things that goes from impossible to trivially easy with practice.

    Like walking, speaking, playing a Bach fugue on the piano, doing a backflip, or memorizing your ten digit phone number, it’s one of those things that doesn’t even seem possible when you first try.

    So yeah. The social norm in public school and in basically the rest of the civilized world is to hold your farts until you can release them in a bathroom, or outside. If you release them outside don’t do it immediately before coming in because it takes time for the smell to dissipate.