When Walz was picked I really thought we would see a sliver of actual leftist ideology in their platform.

There will be elections, just like in Russia

I’ve heard that before, sounds true

He won’t abolish congress, that would hurt rich people. He’ll just continue to ensure it’s useless for helping anyone.

You’ve heard of Vietnam right? Why are you putting so much faith in the US military acting like they have any sort of mortality?

There will still be elections. Just like in China and Russia.

He should have expanded it as soon as he was elected.

I much prefer buttons, except the one time a button got stuck and it continued to heat until the plastic melted in my pants. Shit needs a safety shutoff too.

Honestly the entire idea of disposable vapes should be scrapped.

Sames

Y’all remember like 2 years ago when they claimed the left was banning Dr Seuss books right?

Remember when “Please Clap” ruined Jeb’s entire campaign?

2010: We want bigger batteries, they give us colorful phones

2015 We want bigger batteries, they give us 1mm thinner phones

2020 We want bigger batteries, they give us 5 cameras

2025 We want bigger batteries, they give us AI

Phones are a great example of the utter failure of capitalism to address what people actually need and want.

Hugging friends. Or any sort of physical contact that isn’t with a woman.

We’ll give them a chance to repent first at least

Sudo Amish. That’s the name of the religion.

There’s a got to be a way to create an sudo Amish community where technology is hyper regulated but still allowed

Who could have predicted less competition resulting in worse service other than everyone

It’s cheap and not bad

Yup. Looks like I’m done getting coffee there

It is now