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minus-squareWatDabney@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up84arrow-down1·11 days agoI’d love to play poker against him.
minus-squaresome_designer_dude@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up56arrow-down1·11 days ago“Hit me.” “Sir, this is poker.” “Sorry, king me.” “That’s checkers.” “Go fish?”
minus-squareNatakuNox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21arrow-down1·11 days ago“Close enough.” “BINGO!” “The Game is over sir.” “Did I win?”
minus-squareTolookah@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up20·11 days agoNah, he’s the type to have a hand of 5 aces. Maybe a four of a kind flush.
minus-squareentwine413@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up13·11 days agoBut you’re not allowed to look at his cards.
minus-squarechase_what_matters@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·11 days agoHe does a press conference with stacks of unopened decks of cards on a table.
minus-squareOptional@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11 days agoWhich are actually matchboxes that have “CaRds” written in sharpie on them.
minus-squarebarneypiccolo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 days agoHe won. That’s all you need to know.
minus-squaressillyssadass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 days ago“No, sir, jokers don’t rank above aces.”
minus-squareZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 days agoBy the time you win the game, the prize money will have been looted so the chips are worthless and the tires will have been stolen off your car.
I’d love to play poker against him.
“Hit me.” “Sir, this is poker.” “Sorry, king me.” “That’s checkers.” “Go fish?”
“Close enough.”
“BINGO!”
“The Game is over sir.”
“Did I win?”
Nah, he’s the type to have a hand of 5 aces. Maybe a four of a kind flush.
But you’re not allowed to look at his cards.
He does a press conference with stacks of unopened decks of cards on a table.
Which are actually matchboxes that have “CaRds” written in sharpie on them.
That’s actually “cRads”
He won. That’s all you need to know.
“No, sir, jokers don’t rank above aces.”
By the time you win the game, the prize money will have been looted so the chips are worthless and the tires will have been stolen off your car.