Pope Excommunicates Trump-Loving Ultra-Conservative

Rapidcreek@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world · 2 年前

It’s well-established that everyone who got the vax is dead, including me, so this tracks.

I got the boosters so I’m extra-super dead

muse@fedia.io · edit-2 2 年前

Some of us were converted to walking 5g towers to power the Jewish space lasers, a fate worse than death

Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world · 2 年前

I’ve been wondering why I have a pain in all the diodes down my left side

DrWeevilJammer@lemmy.ml · 2 年前

Funny, how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly does.

Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Life… don’t talk to me about life…

qprimed@lemmy.ml · 2 年前

now I’ve got a headache…

Drusas@kbin.run · 2 年前

I’ve had so many boosters at this point that I am the Jewish space laser.

mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 2 年前

is that what that sound is? veeeewwooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop kinda thing?