Hooray!

A graph with no units is worthless.

It dropped about 30 points, or about 1.5% of its value, and is still up about 100 points for the week.

As someone who grew up in the 80s and 90s - when intifada meant angry people in checkered scarfs with RPGs - I have come to realize that the intifada is not against Jews but against colonialism.

My kid and their friends would go on there to find pedos and report them to mods

I’ve worked for a few where I was being exploited. One paid me by letting me keep the laptop they bought me.

Then some accountant called me and asked if I still had it.

I said no.

Luckily as you do this more you learn what to look out for. The one I work for now is pretty great.

Not anymore, it’s been deprecated

They used to be 3.5” floppies and if you put tape over the copy protection hole you could get a ton of free disks

Jokes on him: some of the laziest jobs I’ve had were for successful startups.

Hell, I work for a startup right now and spent the last three hours in my hammock watching YouTube.

I get paid for results, not time

Anyone who buys a WiFi enabled crock pot deserves what’s coming to them

Redact the victims’ names but that’s it.

They don’t compete here either.

They’ve stopped producing passenger cars, and the Chicken Tax means they don’t have to compete on trucks.

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I never do. And yet it happens anyway.

And not good ones like Australian cunts

Cervical vertebrae security

But that ruins both the fun of discovery and the bliss of ignorance

I prefer to keep up with news by seeing a meme I don’t understand

All those dead people in the laugh tracks are gonna make bank

In 1991 we rioted because the cops beat a black man and it was filmed.

30 years later we rioted again because cops still killed people with impunity.

Riots aren’t going to fix anything

Ross Perot 2.0