Boomer Humor Doomergod

I’m willing and able to pay to not have to deal with humans.

Instacart and DoorDash mean never having to talk to humans

Same.

The Real World: Idiots but I have to put on pants.

Lemmy: Idiots but I don’t have to put on pants.

So I’ve still got about even odds of encountering a fucking idiot when I meet someone.

Remind me why I should ever leave the house.

Strom Thurmond has been infinitely ratioed by a black man

I voted for Kamala and I think this is performative.

But performance is incredibly compelling to the psychotic apes who rule this planet so maybe it will help.

I’m not hopeful.

Strom got ratioed

Every bourbon I’ve tried just tastes like corn flakes to me

If I’m ever in Scotland I might just take a bite out of the ground to see if I like it

Gimme a nice peaty Laphroaig. Something that tastes like a tire fire on a football pitch

(Though he’s probably responsible for an equal amount of wasted bourbon and whiskey)

The voters have enough guns to challenge their authority.

Pirate ships were anarchist combat collectives. They’d probably work like that.

This is not unlike how pirate ships worked

And also die in hellfire when Jesus comes back

Makes sense. Hungary is a puppet of Russia and Putin’s elbow deep in our president already.

Aside from fucking up our economy, this pushes some of our biggest trading partners into the arms of our biggest geopolitical rival.

Not since the three day special military operation has a country weakened themselves so thoroughly on the international stage.

And I’m happy for it, because we suck and have for a long time.

This pattern—prioritizing extraction over quality

Is called enshittification.

And I’m not surprised McKinsey killed a kid at Disney Land

So vote Democrat and get the Patriot Act anyway