Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod

If antitrust laws aren’t enforced, is it really illegal?

A significant portion of Lemmy believes that if men don’t get sex they turn Republican so maybe they’ll be normal if we get them a sex robot.

Like that will change their minds. Republicans are gonna lick Trump’s taint until their tongues are orange.

People have been wondering what the liberal response to the right wing media landscape should be and I feel like this is a good start.

Or on Reddit after everybody left Digg

Way back in the 90s my friend and I let two instances of Eliza talk to each other for hours.

I didn’t say it was smart

“I don’t care who voted for me and didn’t vote for me,” McCormick said Friday in a victory speech. “Today, I turn the page. I am focused on serving every single Pennsylvanian.”

Bullshit.

People want change. It’s like they’re fixing a car and the correct tool isn’t doing the job. So they break out a hammer to at least get the bolt moving. Yeah, it’s gonna fuck other things up but it will at least do something.

It’ll be fucking hilarious but it’s not gonna break them out of their bubble. Not even if they give a speech at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner, assuming we ever have one again.

I’m a little worried that, like the Colbert Report, the weirdos won’t realize we’re making fun of them.

Pretty much.

That would be better than flying empty planes all over the place so airlines don’t lose their slots at airports.

It’s like the Electric Monk but for fascist indoctrination

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Nah, if you want good meat you need to finish us on acorns and apples.

They could start by not telling people to calm down.

Aliens don’t want us. We’re not well socialized, messy, and eat terrible food so we’ll taste awful.

True, they just sell it to their investors as a panacea

I wish just once we could have some kind of tech innovation without a bunch of douchebag techbros thinking it’s going to solve all the world’s problems with no side effects while they get super rich off it.