When Cancun Cruz was asked what he thought of Pecker’s testimony, he sniffed sanctimoniously that he is “not interested in revisiting ancient history.” I’ll bet. I can only imagine how humiliating it must be for Cruz to have to humble himself before the man who publicly shamed him, all to keep his seat in the Senate where no one likes him anyway.

On days like these, Ted probably wishes he had pursued his dream of making a “teen tit film” rather than becoming the disgrace of the Lone Star State.

Sure thing . . . Ted