Donald Trump has made a bizarre confession about his own health at an event at the White House.
The US president was addressing a group of firefighters when he went on a tangent about personal vices.
“If you don’t drink or you don’t take drugs or if you don’t smoke, there’s no problem,” Trump said.
“I have other problems, I have some very severe problems. But those are not one of them.”
“I don’t want to add them to the list, 'cos if I did I guarantee I wouldn’t be here right now.”
Even more so, he is a severe problem.
I have some very severe problems.
drop dead pedo
While I’m with you on general terms, I think it would be better he dropped dead after the midterms, say, by getting a stroke when seeing the results.
Because at the moment, he is the biggest boat anchor around the GOPs neck, so no reason to lose him and let them breathe.
He’s still breathing and that’s a severe problems for everyone on earth.
You don’t even need context… Everyone on earth knows who you’re referring to.
I’d imagine this is what it was like when hitler was alive…
Honestly it’s kinda sad, he could have been such an advocate for healthy living and staying sober. He could have fought for treatment for addicts.
Sometimes he has nightmares about all the kids he raped coming back to publicly expose him as the pedo he is; and his creeping dementia causes momentary confusion that maybe it’s real and he’ll go to jail.
But then Natalie changes his diaper and puts him back to bed with a kiss on his forehead—and as he drifts off he remembers his supporters don’t care if he raped children and he can sleep soundly again.
The end
I’m gonna be real fuckin pissed if he winds up making Halloween all about him.
I’d be ecstatic if the front page of any day was an obituary
This is ambiguous language. He has problems. There were no health implications here.
I got that too. He’s speaking about vices and sex is considered a vice. Are we about to get new Epstein files?
He’s severely demented…….
Geez, I’m starting to feel sorry for him…
“I have some very severe problems. The doctor says my asshole is on the outside now. Look at this. This looks like skin, but it’s not. It’s lining, they call it lining. It’s very beautiful, some say the most beautiful, most natural looking thing that looks like skin but it’s not skin, it’s asshole lining. All over my body. No skin to be seen anywhere, just lining. You think it’s skin but it’s lining. The doctors, they say they’ve never seen anything like it. They want to study it. It’s the mark of a stable genius I think because they want to study it like they study Einstein’s brain. You get to see it on TV but they want to see it up close. Lining, they call it. My asshole lining covering me completely. They say it’s genius. I don’t know, but that’s what they say.”
I’d reply with the “had us in the first half” meme, but I’m still not convinced
far, far too coherent and connected
From his lips to god’s ears. As an atheist I will be happy to convert if god makes it obvious enough.
My wife works with the elderly. Her current client is a 96 year old man who only has a few days to live due to colon cancer. It’s a hard job and has taken a toll on my wife even if she puts on a brave face. I will say, she is stronger than me. I couldn’t deal with something like that and I consider myself a tough guy.
Point is. TRUMP IS 80 MOTHERTRUCKING YEARS OLD! What is it was America and electing geriatrics!
The geriatrics have no problem promising to punish marginalised people. When your world view is based on racism and intolerance that seems a good choice
I doubt he thinks his pedophillia is a problem. He’s probably not even talking about his health. I bet he considers his biggest problem is his desire to get fucked in the ass.
By his daughter with a strapon
wtf no. I dont think he’s fucking his own children. He’s wealthy enough he can buy stranger’s children.
Dude have you seen how many sexual comments he’s made about his daughter? He desperately wants in that.
I would say being a fucking pedophile is a huge problem.
