Advanced footage of Mitch sitting in Congress on his return next week:

if your read it, the whole thing is full of hedges “tentatively preparing,” “aren’t yet clear,” “could”.
click bait crap.
I remember the same bullshit from two weeks ago.
Mitch is dead or vegetative.
But him being dead or vegetative hurts Republicans more than fighting to prove it.

Yeah, ‘Lich’ McConnell really does work.


His doctor will be tagging along, making sure he feels healthy and coherent. Picture of doctor:


Wow, I can’t believe the dark wizards within the GOP figured out necromancy
Bring ouch y’er dead. *BONG* Bring ouch y’er dead.
If no one goes to jail over this electoral fraud, then … I mean what do we even have police for then?
For the poor, the non-white, the left, the lgbtq…
Somehow, Mitch McConnell returned.






