Reading to a baby is about exposing them to different words and patterns than what you get from normal speech.
If you want my advice, talk to them constantly as if you are the narrator, and smile and make eye contact at every opportunity.
Not sure if this applies before birth. It couldnt hurt, so I suggest reading whatever you like to read. And make sure its something that the mother wants to hear, assuming you arent her.
It would relieve the strain if you systematically killed them. A final solution, if you will.
Fish fuck in it.
With All Due Respect
brb gotta tell my son I love him
Spy vs spy
Apparently it costs $169 without the T
I guess they are under the protection of the ships flag
For what its worth
Maybe try a language you both understand
UPS still wants me to pay
What color is her skin?
I switched off my iphone autocorrect years ago for tge same reasons
Duhhhhhhhh
You “can” do anything at any time. Consequences still exist tho, especially if you arent a member of the correct group.
Except the bond yields also tank because everyone can see that we’re maxing out the credit cards
Thats nice