• D_C@lemm.ee
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    “Those rioters were advancing in a menacing fashion. The police were fearing for their lif…”

    “Sir. It was one person.”

    “The rioter was advancing in a menacin…”

    “It wasn’t a rioter. It was a reporter.”

    “The reporters were advancing in a menacing fashio…”

    “It was just one. A singular woman reporter. Who was talking to a camera.”

    “So there were at least two of them? Reporter and camera person”

    “…yeah. I guess.”

    “Those rioters were advancing in a menacing fashion, possibly armed with RPG’s and dirty nuclear bombs. The police were fearing for their life and reacted as they were trained and shot her in the back. We have investigated and found that they did nothing wrong.”