Internet providers say the FCC should not investigate broadband prices::undefined
In other news thieves say police shouldn’t investigate theft.
Drug dealers say that police should not investigate the floor boards in the attic.
I was surprised to see this wasn’t an Onion headline.
Yeah, I thought this story would have been posted under !nottheonion@lemmy.world
I’ve done so lol
Haha, nice. I’m your 75th upvote there.
/madam/miss/other 😁
“investigate possible instances of discrimination of broadband access, work to solve and—when necessary—penalize companies for failing to meet the obligations defined in the rules.”
So the FCC could investigate where the billions for rural deployment of broadband have gone and why it’s going slower than a snail in molasses? Or investigate the legitimacy of ISP’s keeping municipal broadband from happening?
If so then this new rule sounds amazing!
FCC better investigate the shit out of that!
I wonder why…
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Reprehensible. You are a fucking utility in private enterprise clothes
<corporation> say <state regulator> should not investigate <monopoly practices>
