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    4 months ago

    So Ivan Sabotageovich calls up someone who works at Level3

    Says “Hey broski I want you to start announcing bogus BGP routes”

    Guy who answers the phone says “What? Why would I do that?”

    Guy on the phone says “I’ll give you rubles”

    Guy who answers the phone says my brother in Christ I make $175k per year and I will get fired and they’ll fix it in about 25 minutes anyway, sorting out and fixing stuff like this is kind of why people like me are employed here and there are a lot of us watching what happens

    Guy on the phone says I can also give you TONS of unrefined crude oil and methane, or precision aircraft parts from the 1990s

    Guy who answers says I need to go now, good luck though

    Guy on the phone says blyat as the line goes dead