Sadly, this one involves burning the testicles of actual living monkeys, and not merely engaging in private pleasures

JD Couch Fucker Vance is coming for that cushion.

I love the memes that this rumor has brought about, but i think for integrity’s sake we should make sure people know that we haven’t verifiably found it to be true. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jd-vance-hillbilly-elegy-first-edition-couch-erotica/

I do however think its a pretty safe assumption.