• Jafoo@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    Many Pelican State lawmakers are trying mightily to prevent their own daughters from aborting babies that they themselves have sired. Being deprived of the opportunity to be just like John Huston in Chinatown is clearly unthinkable to these fellas

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      No you misunderstand. These laws are for poor people. The lawmakers will have their daughters flown up north to a state where they can still get one

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        6 months ago

        “The lawmakers will have their daughters flown up north to a state where they can still get one”

        These are conservative lawmakers. They’ll cut spending, by having someone in their security detail set things right,with via the sharpest coat hanger on the rack