return2ozma@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 2 years agoDonald Trump calls wife Melania ‘Mercedes’ in CPAC speechwww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square136linkfedilinkarrow-up1774arrow-down128
arrow-up1746arrow-down1external-linkDonald Trump calls wife Melania ‘Mercedes’ in CPAC speechwww.independent.co.ukreturn2ozma@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 2 years agomessage-square136linkfedilink
minus-squarespider@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up49arrow-down3·2 years agoMakes perfect sense. Trump probably regards her as an acquisition, like a luxury car.
minus-squareDkarma@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up57·2 years agoNah Occam’s razor. He’s fucking someone named Mercedes.
minus-squarespider@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·edit-22 years agoI’m getting this really disturbing mental image of someone using spray tan as lube.
minus-squareHopeOfTheGunblade@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 years agoWhy would you put that into our heads? You monster.
minus-squarespider@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-22 years agoStill trying to figure out how it got into mine…
minus-squareSkippingRelax@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 years agoHe was fucking someone named Mercedes in 1992 and dementia kicked in
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minus-squareMagicShel@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 years agoHe’s got money and Viagra, two things that will get pretty much anyone laid.
minus-squarepostmateDumbass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down2·2 years agoSlightly better than fucking someone nicknamed BMW. Must be from Cleveland.
minus-squareEl Barto@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 years agoMercedes could be the name of a stripper.
Makes perfect sense.
Trump probably regards her as an acquisition, like a luxury car.
Nah Occam’s razor.
He’s fucking someone named Mercedes.
I’m getting this really disturbing mental image of someone using spray tan as lube.
One lobotomy, please.
Why would you put that into our heads?
You monster.
Still trying to figure out how it got into mine…
Nah Occam’s razor is that he’s senile
He was fucking someone named Mercedes in 1992 and dementia kicked in
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He’s got money and Viagra, two things that will get pretty much anyone laid.
Slightly better than fucking someone nicknamed BMW. Must be from Cleveland.
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Mercedes could be the name of a stripper.