return2ozma@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 10 months agoDonald Trump calls wife Melania ‘Mercedes’ in CPAC speechwww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square141fedilinkarrow-up1774arrow-down128
arrow-up1746arrow-down1external-linkDonald Trump calls wife Melania ‘Mercedes’ in CPAC speechwww.independent.co.ukreturn2ozma@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 10 months agomessage-square141fedilink
minus-squarespider@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up49arrow-down3·10 months agoMakes perfect sense. Trump probably regards her as an acquisition, like a luxury car.
minus-squareDkarma@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up57·10 months agoNah Occam’s razor. He’s fucking someone named Mercedes.
minus-squarespider@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·edit-210 months agoI’m getting this really disturbing mental image of someone using spray tan as lube.
minus-squareHopeOfTheGunblade@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up12·10 months agoWhy would you put that into our heads? You monster.
minus-squarespider@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-210 months agoStill trying to figure out how it got into mine…
minus-squareIvanOverdrive@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·10 months agoHe’s almost 80 and hasn’t seen his pecker since the Regan administration. He ain’t fucking at all.
minus-squareMagicShel@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·10 months agoHe’s got money and Viagra, two things that will get pretty much anyone laid.
minus-squareSkippingRelax@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·10 months agoHe was fucking someone named Mercedes in 1992 and dementia kicked in
minus-squarepostmateDumbass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down2·10 months agoSlightly better than fucking someone nicknamed BMW. Must be from Cleveland.
minus-squareEl Barto@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·10 months agoMercedes could be the name of a stripper.
Makes perfect sense.
Trump probably regards her as an acquisition, like a luxury car.
Nah Occam’s razor.
He’s fucking someone named Mercedes.
I’m getting this really disturbing mental image of someone using spray tan as lube.
One lobotomy, please.
Why would you put that into our heads?
You monster.
Still trying to figure out how it got into mine…
Nah Occam’s razor is that he’s senile
He’s almost 80 and hasn’t seen his pecker since the Regan administration. He ain’t fucking at all.
He’s got money and Viagra, two things that will get pretty much anyone laid.
He was fucking someone named Mercedes in 1992 and dementia kicked in
Slightly better than fucking someone nicknamed BMW. Must be from Cleveland.
I mean, he bought her.
Mercedes could be the name of a stripper.