return2ozma@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 1 year agoDonald Trump calls wife Melania ‘Mercedes’ in CPAC speechwww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square136fedilinkarrow-up1774arrow-down128
arrow-up1746arrow-down1external-linkDonald Trump calls wife Melania ‘Mercedes’ in CPAC speechwww.independent.co.ukreturn2ozma@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square136fedilink
minus-squarespider@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up49arrow-down3·1 year agoMakes perfect sense. Trump probably regards her as an acquisition, like a luxury car.
minus-squareDkarma@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up57·1 year agoNah Occam’s razor. He’s fucking someone named Mercedes.
minus-squarespider@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·edit-21 year agoI’m getting this really disturbing mental image of someone using spray tan as lube.
minus-squareHopeOfTheGunblade@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 year agoWhy would you put that into our heads? You monster.
minus-squarespider@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-21 year agoStill trying to figure out how it got into mine…
minus-squareSkippingRelax@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoHe was fucking someone named Mercedes in 1992 and dementia kicked in
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minus-squareMagicShel@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoHe’s got money and Viagra, two things that will get pretty much anyone laid.
minus-squarepostmateDumbass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down2·1 year agoSlightly better than fucking someone nicknamed BMW. Must be from Cleveland.
minus-squareEl Barto@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoMercedes could be the name of a stripper.
Makes perfect sense.
Trump probably regards her as an acquisition, like a luxury car.
Nah Occam’s razor.
He’s fucking someone named Mercedes.
I’m getting this really disturbing mental image of someone using spray tan as lube.
One lobotomy, please.
Why would you put that into our heads?
You monster.
Still trying to figure out how it got into mine…
Nah Occam’s razor is that he’s senile
He was fucking someone named Mercedes in 1992 and dementia kicked in
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He’s got money and Viagra, two things that will get pretty much anyone laid.
Slightly better than fucking someone nicknamed BMW. Must be from Cleveland.
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Mercedes could be the name of a stripper.