• Doomsider@lemmy.world
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    7 days ago

    He stood on the edge of oblivion and turned towards Skydaddy Trump to question him, “Where were you when I needed you the most?”

    Skydaddy Trump clapped back, “turn around my customer and look back.”

    He turned and stared back and saw an infinite beach behind him with only one set of footprints leading to where he is now. He implored, “If you were always there why is there only one of set of footprints?”

    “I was there the whole time, you were just following in my footsteps”, Skydaddy Trump said with his characteristic shit eating grin.

    He was there all along, bankrupting the country.