It’s not Lake America. It’s Lake Ontario. It’s not Donald Trump. It’s Donvict Trumpepstein.

Why the fuck are we even talking about this? It’s juvenile bullshit, and the fact that it’s coming from the man in the oval office, while deeply embarrassing for American, really has no bearing at all on us here in Canada. I could not care less what the pedophile in chief wants to call a fucking lake.

I’d like to find a very transphobic MAGAt and tell them that changing names of bodies of water is ignoring linguistic physical reality and we can’t change what the body of water was born as