• doomslang@lemmy.zipOP
    7·
    15 hours ago

    I find this response good and funny.

    Also not to make it weird but I haven’t been to a grocery store in years because I have agoraphobia, and I hadn’t even thought about that part. 😅

      • forestbeasts@pawb.social
        1·
        3 hours ago

        ordering grocery delivery for a single teeny tiny box of raisins, as a bit

        (don’t actually do that though, if you want to order some raisins get the rest of your groceries with it haha)

        – Frost

        • boonhet@sopuli.xyz
          2·
          3 hours ago

          On an unrelated note, a joke I remember from my childhood, which I’ll now butcher because it’s been a few decades:

          Person goes to grocery store, asks if they have apples. “We do” “Good, can you give me 10, individually bagged?”

          Next day: “Do you have carrots?” “Yes, we do” “Can you give me 5 of them, individually bagged?”

          Day after that: “Do you have raisins?” “NO, we do not sell raisins here!”