Nah, what’s the problem? I don’t mind.

We’ve met different gorillas and orangutans, I suppose.

Don’t these things have a “kamikaze on target” setting by default now? Any Karen harassing you does so at his or her own peril.

The last dog I had was a ~30 minute ride. The owner fell asleep and the dog stood on the middle console and leaned against me for pets. Admittedly not the safest, but what was I to do.

Not 100% relevant, but I recently opted into Uber Pet rides and they’re always the highlight of my day. I’ve already had a repeat rider, Chomp the lab. Just wanted to brag, I guess.

Edit: Fuck Uber though, for real.

Thank God for Senators!

The number of right-leaning, man-o-sphere “stand-up comedians” has exploded such that I don’t feel comfortable saying I’m into it on, let’s say, a first date, without heavily contextualizing/clarifying.

Edited to add one other thing: I literally had a close friend up and move to fucking Austin as a result of that shit. I’m maybe a little sensitive and pissy about it all. It’s so stupid.

He’s like the forerunner of all the conservative Joe Rogan douches who have made it so that I can no longer publicly say I like stand-up comedy anymore.

They’ve literally ruined something fucking sacred.

Great point.

It reminded me of another Norm line.

“Who’s funnier than Jerry Seinfeld?”

He’s right up there with Nick Schwartzen and Amy Schumer.

✝️🔥

Was that what you expected?

🤞

If you notice they get wet before you’ve used them to towel off, congrats, they’re into you. If they’re dry as a bone when you use them, they’re really not enjoying it, at all. It’s not rocket science.

Nice to see so many fellow le gentlesirs here.

tips hat to you

Chillax n00b, cuz 2000’s slang is awesomesauce, biatch!

Then explain the tombs of Egyptian Pharoahs?

Please tell me why…do we build castles in the sky…

That’s where I got my start, too. Shifted to lemmy.world when it so sadly went away.

Were the Middle Ages a utopia?