Nice! Very cool.

Same, I met a lot of people through old-school OKCupid. It was great.

Most-epic might be Meat Loaf’s I’d Do Anything for Love

DJ Shadow - Nobody Speak is a fun one.

At least someone wants my body, I can’t give it away.

Ed Dwyer was still writing for the Saturday Evening Post just a few years ago:

https://www.saturdayeveningpost.com/author/ed-dwyer/

Among others:

Ed Dwyer has written for Los Angeles Magazine, Variety, and AARP the Magazine, among other national publications.

Smart fella. Wait, no, I meant fart smella.

Don’t worry, I suspect Cloud Terminals will be super cheap. You won’t even need that ol’ thing anymore!

Jesus fuck.

Henry Kissinger also looked like a bloated corpse his entire long life.

Will do, thank you!

Too late, already uninstalled like a week ago.

Prove it. I don’t believe you.

God, it’s so…pure.

Thanks, you made me feel so much better! I guess things are pretty good, after all!

Or their mothers just did a terrible job of raising them. Look at J.D. Vance and his street urchin mother.

That first Medal of Honor game felt so epic though. The music, the ambiance. I’m playing the damn History Channel over here!

Wherever OP is, the U.S. is probably already there, in some capacity. You can say it’s not an invasion, but could you ever really make us leave?

Human…capital?

And rolling back things like marital rape laws. And perhaps we were a little hasty allowing women to have their own checking accounts (IN 1974). Etc…

I’m not sure you solved the problem here?