Whoa, not cool.

We’re counting on you, OP. Be careful.

Lights reflecting on water are often a source of mistaken UFO sightings.

Pretty telling that it required a 9 year fight. In one of the “liberal states.” Ugh. But good news, I suppose.

SS-72 Orangeturd

Also why does increased activity in that sphere always correspond with batshit political times. Also why are all the UFO celebs obvious fucking grifters. Also…

Let’s hope you’re right. Because of the implication.

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I’m doing keto. I’m allowed.

Actually, ever since my partner and I moved from Johannesburg to Topeka to start work at the U.S. standards office, changing to liters has been a big focus of mine. I’ve been living half of the time in Louisville, KY where I work on drafting the new policy in my free time when the PTSD eases up and allows for it.

Much like I was drafted into WWII to lead the charge on D-Day.

He does look a little flushed.

I can’t. I wasn’t alive in the 1970s. Once the 80s got going, I was like, “Oh, yeah, NOW is the time.” Little did I know.

So you’re stealing Playboy magazines from the newsstand? Or…?

I just talked to an owner-operator who used to run a fleet who said he’s striking and it’s all the buzz among truckers.

And that’s how I met your mother.

Makes you wonder what they didn’t want you to see. Guess you’ll never know now. They probably already removed the juicy bits.

Day 1: The Battles of the CostCos

Sex. Drugs. Also hug my family or whatever. But you don’t even know them so that’s probably not high on your list.

Oh, you’re gonna unleash some synergies alright…

So help me GOD, if you guys get my hopes up for nothing, I will end this world.