I wish all of our infrastructure weren’t built around needing computers. I’m lucky my small community is typewriter-friendly, so I can get most of my daily tasks done without ever getting behind the wheel of a mouse.

Hell yeah! What does that get me? Laffy Taffy? Plastic spider ring? Slap bracelet!?

I wonder if there is any point at which China starts to look more appealing…? I know that’s easy to say as someone with no experience in China, but we are speedrunning the dystopian shit here.

Or will be in short order.

Daggerfall, maybe? Beat the game, side quests, visit every location.

I’m not sure they’re unrelated.

You say that until Grok-enabled Tesla bots are walking around, one glitch away from inventing the 51st shade of gray in public.

no u

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They boned, fyi.

Meanwhile, today I got a Facebook ad of a girl fingering herself. I didn’t hate it, it just surprised me.

I swear some people really must not know you can toggle between normal headlights and high beams.

It means you should definitely try! And make a documentary.

Poopy knife, happy wife!

Haven’t had one of those for years. Washed it clean out. Don’t miss it. Don’t need it.

Or should find a new place to buy your towels.

He can leave presents for everyone, but he can’t leave a note?

Nearly Half of Americans Disapprove of Ongoing Purges

Honestly, you should try, if only to learn how many ways they have us by the balls.