doomslang@lemmy.zip to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 day agoI swear to god I haven't seen a raisin in like 15 years.message-squaremessage-square54linkfedilinkarrow-up195arrow-down112
arrow-up183arrow-down1message-squareI swear to god I haven't seen a raisin in like 15 years.doomslang@lemmy.zip to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square54linkfedilink
minus-squareforestbeasts@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 hours agoordering grocery delivery for a single teeny tiny box of raisins, as a bit (don’t actually do that though, if you want to order some raisins get the rest of your groceries with it haha) – Frost
minus-squareboonhet@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 hours agoOn an unrelated note, a joke I remember from my childhood, which I’ll now butcher because it’s been a few decades: Person goes to grocery store, asks if they have apples. “We do” “Good, can you give me 10, individually bagged?” Next day: “Do you have carrots?” “Yes, we do” “Can you give me 5 of them, individually bagged?” Day after that: “Do you have raisins?” “NO, we do not sell raisins here!”
ordering grocery delivery for a single teeny tiny box of raisins, as a bit
(don’t actually do that though, if you want to order some raisins get the rest of your groceries with it haha)
– Frost
On an unrelated note, a joke I remember from my childhood, which I’ll now butcher because it’s been a few decades:
Person goes to grocery store, asks if they have apples. “We do” “Good, can you give me 10, individually bagged?”
Next day: “Do you have carrots?” “Yes, we do” “Can you give me 5 of them, individually bagged?”
Day after that: “Do you have raisins?” “NO, we do not sell raisins here!”